Blow hard, or hardly blowing? You be the judge. Non-fiction rants, musings and sermons on whatever and the philosophical meaning of the word "Whatever." Sponsored by Umberto Ecco.

Pull Up To The Bumper, Baby

Cuz The Bible Tells Me So

One Nation, Underpants

What In The WorldCom

Peope Who Hate Me

Gosh Darn Melon Farmers

Drugs - Yucky Or Yummy?

The Santa Thing

Oh, Say Can You See?


Protecting Holes


Camp Couselor

The Prison Industry

World Trade Center


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