The Constitution SUCKS
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,
or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of
speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble,
and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Twenty years ago, I was in a blue-collar bar in Pittsford, NY. Pittsford,
where I spent my adolescence, is an upper middle-class bedroom community
outside of Rochester that was still egalitarian enough to have a blue-collar
bar. I'd taken a year off before going to college to make some money
and was taking a few classes at the local community college. For some
reason, I took some law enforcement classes. I can give no good reason
for this outside of drugs and alcohol.
One of the classes was on the Constitution. Regan was at the top of
his game and could still remember his own name. That day, there'd been
a big flap about prayer in schools and it was the talk of the bar. Some
guy next to me started in on how it was a communist plot; that everyone
had a right to pray in school and the government should see to it that
Jesus should always have a principal spot in American education.
"Actually", I started, and I must now stress the drugs and
alcohol part again, "it's not communism. It's in the Constitution."
"What", my debate partner said slowly, "the fuck are
you talking about?"
"The Constitution says the government is not allowed to get involved
in religion."
"Get the fuck outta here! What the fuck are you talking about,
you piece o' shit! Where does it say that?!" This was said more
with affection than anger.
"Sorry. It's true. I've actually got the Constitution in my car,
if you want me to get it. I can show you."
"Fuck you", he said and shuffled off to another part in the
bar."
I have this conversation a couple of times a year. There's a segment
of the population that somehow never got taught the Constitution. This
may be due, in part, to the Cold War, when propaganda took precedence
over actual education. Still, it's troubling. Until the recent Federal
Court ruling, how many people knew that the "under God" part
of the pledge was added during the Eisenhower administration? Or that
the pledge is just over 100 years old to begin with? Or that it was
written by a Socialist? I certainly did not learn it in school.
Several years ago, a group of researchers rewrote the Constitution
in modern English and presented it to the public. People were asked
where they thought the document came from. Those who could not identify
it the Constitution of the United States of America believed it a Communist
pamphlet.
The fact that this country was founded on dissent and the overthrow
of an existing government too easily fades into a footnote. The pilgrims
came to America for religious freedom, the freedom to not be constrained
by a government telling them how to worship God. In both cases, people
risked death to create this country on the right to be different.
In this light, every member of Congress should be voted out of office,
if not hung for treason, for unanimously damning the Ninth Circuit's
decision that "one nation under God" was unconstitutional.
Not one Congressman had the balls (or ovaries) to either support the
Ninth Circuit or "defend to the death the right to disagree".
Not one. All rhetoric aside, it makes me want to weep. "C"
is for "Congressman" but also for "Coward". They
are not concerned about upholding the Constitution (as they were sworn
to do) but hanging onto their own jobs. With none of our elected officials
even bothering to pay lip service to separation of church and state,
we are no better than Iran, Libya, or China.
The United States was never meant to be a theocracy. Yes, Christianity
is and was the dominant religion the US, but there are so many forms
of Christianity that each can be regarded as its own separate religion.
If you don't believe in the Pope, you're going to Hell. If you believe
in the Pope, you're going to Hell. If you don't believe that Joseph
Smith found the Book Of Mormon, you're going to Hell. Everyone's Jesus
is different.
There are religious groups in the US that make no secret that they believe
the United States should be a theocracy. Operation Rescue, The Moral
Majority, Opus Dei, and plethora of other organizations insist that
the US was, is and should be based on the teachings of Christ. These
are not funny-ha-ha lunatic organizations. Imagine Pat Robertson elected
president. Opus Dei is devoted to getting Catholics into high places
in world governments. Justice Souter is a member, as is Justice "Long
Dong" Thomas. Given the post-9/11 climate, the time is ripe for
them to gain a lot of ground. And indeed, in the past few days, B--h
(I can't bring myself to type his full name) is using the momentum to
re-introduce the faith-based charities crap that looked like it would
mercifully fall by the wayside.
Only one side will undoubtedly study the groundbreaking work of Sen.
Joseph McCarthy in the use of fear and scare tactics. Just as in the
50's, citizens and Congressman alike will cower before the boogieman
of disloyalty, unable to stand up for their right to free speech. Patriotism,
as it was during the McCarthy era, will be defined not by the Constitution,
but in relation to the concept of "godlessness" defined by
some random group of weasels. Disagree with God and you are a danger
to the United States. Disagree with the majority (despite the fact that
the majority exists only because the minority has been beaten into submission)
and you are a danger to the United States. Disagree with the founding
principles of the United States and you are a danger to the United States.
It should frighten the living hell out of any American when B--sh flippantly
declares Federal judges as "wackos". When the President of
the United States starts talking like a blue-collar, coke-sniffing,
beer-guzzling yahoo with a C average in college that you might meet
in a suburban bar, it's time to be very afraid, indeed.