This section is broken up into two parts
Please - I've warned you. If you are easily offended DO NOT go into the More Than Likely Very Offensive section because you will more than likely be offended. There will be profanity, more than likely nudity, and the general unpleasentness of the human darkside. Take a moment to reflect on Pandora. It's your box. Do with it what you will.
If you think you might be easily offended, I'd suggest the Probably Not Offensive section instead. The quality is the same, it's probably just not very offensive.
To recap -
Easily Offended? ----> Probably Not Offensive
Not Easily Offended? ----> More Than Likely Very Offensive
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