 | Ask again, after you've had your teeth fixed. |
| Ask the next earthling you meet - but do not believe the answer. |
| I'm sorry, I only answer intelligent questions. |
| That is very amusing, we too have unfulfilled fantasies. |
| No, and please refrain from touching me. |
| Yes, but you will need the help of someone named Irving. |
| It is more than a possibility but less than a probability. |
| Only if you give up drinking and gain decent employment. |
| There is a possibility if you spend enough money. |
| On my planet that question would constitute a felony. |
| The last earthling you kissed made me promise not to tell. |
| Subtract 4 + 1 from 8 - 3 to learn your chances. |
| Meet me later at my flying saucer and I will tell you. |
| To have any chance you must never reside in a forest. |
| Your mother would say yes, your father no, they're both incorrect. |
| Yes - but you will contract a serious rash. |
| Not unless you're willing to admit what you did in your neighbors' bathroom. |
| The earthling you love the most has the answer. |
| Absolutely, positively - NO. |
| Perhaps, but you must end your fascination with stuffed animals. |
| Unreservedly, categorically - YES. |
| Of course, but first you must purchase a small furry creature. |
| Yes, but only when you realize such things are not necessary. |
| Of course not, do you believe you are the earthling to your left. |
| I'm going to do my best to forget you asked that. |
| Are you asking because of what your doctor told you? |
| Yes if you are female, no if you are male, otherwise maybe. |
| Questions like this make me wonder why I left Signas 3. |
| If you own a quadriped the chances are good. |
| The way you dress it is highly unlikely. |
