The Crane

1.   Barry Sanders
2.   Shannon Sharpe
3.   Brad Johnson
4.   Derrick Alexander
5.   Kansas City Chiefs
6.   Jermaine Lewis
7.   Terrell Owens
8.   Charles Way
9.   Michael Westbrook
10.   Ryan Leaf
11.   Troy Drayton
12.   John Hall
13.   Troy Brown
14.   Andre Hastings
15.   Baltimore Ravens
16.   Chris Sanders
17.   Norm Johnson

The Niners

1.   Drew Bledsoe
2.   Napolean Kaufman
3.   Rod Smith
4.   Emmitt Smith
5.   Yancy Thigpen
6.   Randy Moss
7.   Arizona Cardinals
8.   Eric Green
9.   Dan Marino
10.   Cary Blanchard
11.   Fred Lane
12.   Chris Calloway
13.   Chris Gedney
14.   Rickey Proehl
15.   Doug Brien
16.   Lawrence Phillips
17.   Atlanta Falcons

Drunken Stupors

1.   Mark Brunell
2.   Robert Smith
3.   Warrick Dunn
4.   Wesley Walls
5.   Keenan McCardell
6.   Bert Emanuel
7.   San Francisco 49ers
8.   Curtis Enis
9.   Frank Sanders
10.   Ryan Longwell
11.   Rob Johnson
12.   Seattle Seahawks
13.   Larry Centers
14.   Jamie Asher
15.   Will Blackwell
16.   Fred Taylor
17.   Olindo Mare

The Royal Scam

1.   Steve Young
2.   Ricky Watters
3.   Mike Alstott
4.   Rob Moore
5.   Michael Jackson
6.   Mark Chmura
7.   Tony Banks
8.   Leslie Shepherd
9.   O. J. McDuffie
10.   Jason Elam
11.   Charlie Garner
12.   Minnesota Vikings
13.   Mark Bruener
14.   Al Del Greco
15.   Bobby Hoying
16.   Charlie Jones
17.   Detroit Lions