Weasal-ly Looking Guy

A Higher Level Co-worker

Ya know what the problem is, don't you? You're a
weasel-ly looking guy. People don't want weasel-ly
looking guys in positions of power. It doesn't sit
with them. It doesn't make people who report to
someone in a position of power trust that person if
they are weasel-ly looking. It's just not a good
business move to have a representative of your company
walk into a meeting and have everyone there think
"Wow! What a weasel-ly looking guy." It doesn't give
the proper…image, let's say.

Now, that doesn't mean you can't take steps to look
less weasel-ly. Not at all! There are plenty of
things you can do to down play it. Any number of
actions could be taken. Right now, I'm thinking of
about seven things that would make you less weasel-ly
looking. Seven! And that's just with in ten minutes
of meeting you. I'm sure that, given some time, I
could come up many more. Yes. I could help you. I
could make you a success. I could make you, as they
said in the old days, a Captain Of Industry. Money.
Fame. Women. They could be yours.

But I'm not going to.

And do you know why I'm not going to.

Because I don't like weasel-ly looking guys. They
annoy me. I don't trust them. Know why I don't trust
them? Because they are weasel-ly looking and
undeserving of trust.