U.S. V. Them

Oh, why can’t we get along? When you stop to think about it, we really are pretty similar. OK, so they don’t have Jacuzzis and most Americans wouldn’t be caught dead dressing in skirts. But when you get down to it we have more in common then you might think!


United States


Strong pockets of religious extremists


Does not have popularly elected leader


Does not support biological weapons ban


National funding for religious groups


Kills people they don't like


Tends towards xenophobia




Been referred to as "evil"


Women as objects


“My way or the highway”


Fought the Russians


Charismatic leader


Sets up dictators



Freedom of expression



Plentiful supply of suicide bombers


Has TV show openly critical of leader



Large per capita income




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