I Buy Retail - Fun With The Sprint Guy

Telemarketer: I'd like to speak to Mr. Paul D.Day

Me: Yes.

Telemarketer: Are you Mr. Paul D. Day?

Me: Yes.

Telemarketer: Mr. Day, do you realize that you're paying to much for your long distance phone service?

Me: Yes.

Telemarketer: You do?

Me: Yes.

Telemarketer: Doesn't that bother you, sir?

Me: No. Not really.

Telemarketer: It doesn't bother you that you're throwing money away?

Me: No.

Telemarketer: I...uh...You have your long distance through AT&T, is that correct, sir.

Me: I'm not sure. I guess I do. I mean you've got the paper in front of you, right?

Telemarketer: Uh...So...would you like to save money on your long distance bill?

Me: No. Not really. I always buy retail.

Telemarketer: Sir, I find it hard to believe that you wouldn't want to save money.

Me: I actually kind of enjoy being overcharged for long distance. I love AT&T.

Telemarketer: You like being overcharged?

Me: Yes. I send them flowers on Valentine's Day saying "Thank you for overcharging me."

Telemarketing: Sir, I believe you are telling me a lie.

Me: No, I'm not. Every February 14th.

Telemarketer: Sir, it's not right to lie.

Me: But I'm telling you I'm not.

Telemarketer: Thank you for your time, sir.

Me: Thanks for calling!

 


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