In a recent interview with Barbara Walters, actress Anne Heche admitted
that she had a second personality named Celestia that was put on earth by God (the Christian God, one assumes). Celestia and God speak a private language, which Anne shared with Barbara. As one never knows when or where Anne may show up and as whom, here is a brief guide to some of the common phrases Celestia might say in general situations where you may encounter her..

Anne bih nok stia noalt kin. Frux esh butu bahloo sloz ret welto rhu
blon neski a kwad.
"Anne is not here right now. If you'd like to leave a message I will
give it to her."

Wzea bih a Intro bahloo Theater grahl. Macroeconomics bih mral prin.
"This is the Intro to Theater class. Macroeconomics is next door."

Rhu ka wol ski melm blich vil hrig cra ekly
"I have always relied on the kindness of strangers."

Rhu ger jish a Norma Desmond ehlsht
"I don't get the Norma Desmond reference."

Pel nok cleg kim tlech
"It's not polite to point."

Hakhi fle me ghun vel sma fhe ngo kwi?"
"Whom should I sign this copy of my book as?"

Jea mequi sli bih Delta Dawn, ka!"
"My favorite song is Delta Dawn, too!"

Pel ta redg bahloo nda ko.
"It is important to eat bran."

Pown fi a bu geeti rhua cht ki! Wow!"
"That was the best sex I've ever had. Wow!"

Pel'a Slinky!
"It's Slinky!"


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