a recent interview with Barbara Walters, actress Anne Heche admitted
that she had a second personality named Celestia that was put on earth by God (the Christian God, one assumes). Celestia and God speak a private language, which Anne shared with Barbara. As one never knows when or where Anne may show up and as whom, here is a brief guide to some of the common phrases Celestia might say in general situations where you may encounter her..
Anne bih nok stia noalt kin.
Frux esh butu bahloo sloz ret welto rhu
Wzea bih a Intro bahloo Theater
grahl. Macroeconomics bih mral prin.
Rhu ka wol ski melm blich vil
hrig cra ekly
Rhu ger jish a Norma Desmond
Pel nok cleg kim tlech
Hakhi fle me ghun vel sma fhe
Jea mequi sli bih Delta Dawn,
ta redg bahloo nda ko.
Pown fi a bu geeti rhua cht
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