THE HISTORY OF THE SHRUNKEN HEADBANGERS

VERSION 1 - FOR THOSE WITH SEVERE ATTENTION DEFICITS:
Bunch of people dream up an inedible recipe and write a promotional song about it. Everyone laughs. Despite having no talent, band writes more stupid songs. People still laugh. Guy gets his penis cut off. Another song, this time on the radio. More laughter. Insane video. Olympic skating scandal, song, laughter, radio and TV. More crazy stuff happens, more songs, more radio, more laughter. Still no talent, but people think it's a real band. Fans get naked. Four albums in seven years. Lots of laughter. Lots of radio too, because band completely sells out to WHFS. But still not much talent. Band car gets wrecked in demolition derby. The end. Maybe.

VERSION 2 - FOR THOSE WITH INTELLECTUAL CURIOSITY:
The Shrunken Headbangers have a colorful story to tell. Yeah, it's a long story - so long that it has to be told in two separate documents. But we've got pictures and - trust us on this - it is actually worth reading:
The History of the Shrunken Headbangers, Part 1 (1992-1994).
The History of the Shrunken Headbangers, Part 2 (1995-1999).