Neil's Top Ten Reasons to be A Mighty Mouse Fan, Instead of A Mickey Mouse Fan


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#10 - Mighty has Frequent Flyer Miles.
#09 - Mighty can Bench Press More.
#08 - Mighty has a Better Singing
Voice.
#07 - Stupid Pet (Cat) Tricks, Mighty
can Juggle them.
#06 - Mighty goes well with the Music
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Ect.
#05 - Bakshi, Bakshi, Bakshi.
#04 - Mighty looks better on a Watch.
#03 - Mighty's Pants fit him.
#02 - Mighty's Girlfreind's name does not
sound the same as his own.
And the #1 reason to be a Mighty Mouse fan,
instead of a Mickey Mouse fan is............ (Drum roll)
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..... He knows who you are and where you are:)
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Neil Beck, 1998 -
Neil's "Mighty" Mind:)