Oh, The Winter Bliss
(Wake Me When Baseball Is Back)
Coughing and sneezin', 'tis truly the season
     for funny hats, mittens, and flu.
Snow drifts are howling, and snow plows are prowling
     the streets for more mischief to do.

Sidewalks are slippery, and most folks would flip were we
     taking a walk in this crap.
Oh, face numbing wind burns! I can't wait for Spring's turn! 
     Just wake me when baseball is back!