Jay Hatfield: Self-Portrait
   

A contented little pig I am,
Endowed with every gift of man:
Every thought, every notion, every poem and song.
I'm Truth to the Tooth.  I know no wrong.

A beast of many well-earned honors.
A hog amongst my piglet brothers.
Oh, what a marvelous creature I am.
Someday I'll make a splendid ham!