I'm only going to fall in love
    one more rotten time,
 then it's up to someone else 
    to try to change my mind.
 Perhaps there is a Vein of Love
    so deep I haven't mined it.
 If so, I think someone should come 
    along and help me find it!

 I'm only going to fall in love
    one more fateful time,
 but with my luck she'll likely be
    someone else's bride.
 So as I see my sorry life
    drifting aimlessly,
 I'll turn my prurient interests
    to bestiality!