To You Poor Late Sleepers

 In my bed I shaved this morning.
 I didn't want to, but it was a pretty big day.
 The sun shone down in little clear puddles,
 And all I could think was, "It's a great big joke!" 
 I danced and pranced and I knew it was Spring,
 Because the blades of grass all smiled at me!
 So I took a deep breath and wondered aloud:
 "Does anyone else know it's Spring?"