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U.S. EXPORTERS' FALL SEASON ENDS

J.D. Daunt
Fall 2000 MVP
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John Thompson wrote: "...If Benny Agbeyani can lead off for the Mets, I guess JD can do it, too. Not every leadoff hitter has to be as scrawny as some I know." 10/27/00
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Ed Frank
Best Glove Award
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John Thompson wrote: "I remember Ed Frank's first ever game at first base, I had to tell him to stretch with his left leg. Talk about a quick learner. He makes his infielders look good." 10/27/00
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Jim Duffy
Top Rookie Award
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Jay Hatfield
"A Strange Season"
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Jay Hatfield wrote: "...I can't think of a better, or more eclectic, group of men to share this extraordinary experience with than the men who make up the U.S. Exporters softball team."
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The U.S. Exporters Fall season came to an end on Thursday
October 26 when the manager of the Mighty Diamonds team, 
Doug Hall, called to tell me that he would not be able to 
raise a team on Saturday.  League Commissioner Ed Robinson
was informed, and we have finished the season with a solid
13-5 record.

Doug Hall did the courteous thing.  I wish all teams acted 
like that.

J.D. DAUNT IS FALL 2000 MVP

The U.S. Exporters Fall 2000 MVP is John (J.D.) Daunt. Among J.D.'s many accomplishments this season, the most challenging was being placed in the tough lead off spot in the lineup. Despite this difficult and demanding responsibility, J.D. was able to win the Fall 2000 team batting title. Just to demonstrate how difficult it is to win a batting title in that position of the lineup, this was only the second time in team history that a lead off man has accomplished this feat (HOFer Dan Diller did it in the Spring 1992 season). In addition, J.D. tied a team record when he went 5 for 5 at the plate in the opening game of the season, and he would proceed to tie his personal bests for hits (25), doubles (5), and games attended (16). J.D. is only one hit shy of 200 hits for a career on this team! Finally, J.D.'s versatility was also demonstrated when he was called upon to take on some emergency defensive duties. After outfielder Joe Wiedorfer was injured early in the season, J.D. was asked to hold down left field. He did a terrific job under some very trying circumstances. Please join me in congratulating J.D. for a job well done!

TEAM AWARDS

This season's Best Glove Award is presented to Ed Frank, who may well be the best defensive first basemen this team has ever had (although veteran Tuesday and Masters player Doug McHugh may want to issue a challenge someday). Well done, Ed! The competition for the Rookie of the Year Award was intense, but when Jim Duffy won the starting shortstop position in mid-season the issue was clearly settled. We look forward to having Jim with us next season.

~~SOME FINAL WORDS FROM JAY~~

"...Congratulations on another successful season! A cynic would point out there were 7 forfeit wins, but every forfeit is another sign that Jay is the best manager in the league; we never forfeit." --John Thompson, 10/27/00 I appreciate John's very kind words, but I must admit to my teammates that this had to have been one of the most frustrating seasons of softball I have ever had to manage. This was really a strange season. John points out that a cynic would cast doubts on the success of the season. I won't argue with that. John is absolutely right... ...But we did beat Stuart Grey once, so it wasn't a waste! Not since the Fall of 1993 have we had to face so many forfeits, rain outs, injuries, and other maddening impediments that could have sucked the life out of this team. Instead, we hung together and made a good season out of what could have been a real disaster. We showed strong character in the face of adverse circumstances, and I admire my teammates for staying tough! I attribute much of the strangeness of this season to the very nature of the city we live in: This is Washington, D.C. in the midst of the most hotly contested presidential and congressional elections in 40 years! I must admit one other thing to you all. I can't think of any other place in the world that I would rather be than RIGHT HERE on election day, win or lose! And I can't think of a better, or more eclectic, group of men to share this extraordinary experience with than the men who make up the U.S. Exporters softball team. Thanks for the season! Vote well. Stay fit. We will be in touch soon.--Jay

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CATCALLS FROM STUART GREY!

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NOT Bill Shpiece
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Tom Meldrum wrote: "I think Bill better invest in some titanium shorts before next Spring..."
I got a call on the morning of October 27, 2000 from Bashful 
Bill Shpiece, the manager of our mortal rivals, the Stuart 
Grey softball team.  He left the following message on my voice 
mail: 

Verbatim Transcript

"Jay...Congratulations on your, at least, 
second place finish."

"I just noticed in the three seasons that we have been in your league you've finished three straight seconds."

"So if it weren't for us, it would be three straight firsts." --Bill Shpiece

Grrrrrrrr...... Men, for the last three seasons whenever we have looked up the ladder of success, we have seen Stuart Grey's hairy butt in our face! Well, Bashful Billy had better cover up his butt, because I want to take a BIG BITE out of it next season. Who knows, with a little ketchup, I might even enjoy the flavor... I hope my teammates will join me for this feast next year! Woof!


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TUESDAY "C" STANDINGS: FALL 2000

A Thirst
For Victory
                     Fall '00 (Pts)  
Stuart Grey         15- 3- 0   30   
U.S. Exporters      13- 5- 0   26   
Quarterdeck         12- 6- 0   24   
Endowments          11- 6- 1   23
Mackey's            10- 6- 0   20
Simon's Diamonds     9- 9- 0   18
Dawgs                8- 9- 1   17    
HCF Automatic Outs   8- 8- 0   16
CCR-Posse            7- 9- 0   14  
Mighty Diamonds      5-12- 1   11
Moe's Tavern         2-13- 1    5
Weekend Warriors     2-16- 0    4 

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