The Electoral Majority
(or, The Elites' Retreats of 2004)

 Those ruthless, toothless, useless morons
      are now running wild again!
 They dropped their drawers and waved their butts 
      at the Old World's charlatans!

 Effete elites sought leaders’ seats
      with Hollywood’s pretenders.
 Instead they’ll whiff the tell-tale farts 
      of liberty’s defenders!