The Electoral Majority
(or, The Elites' Retreats of 2004)

 Those ruthless, toothless, couthless morons    
      are now running wild again!
 They dropped their drawers and waved their rumps 
      at the Old World's charlatans!

 Effete elites sought leaders’ seats      
      with Hollywood’s pretenders. 
 Instead they'll whiff the tailwind scents  
      of liberty’s defenders!