Change Of Colors

 My love has changed my hazel eyes 
 to a common, but primary, hue:
 My mother had said they were hazel, 
 but my wife insists they are blue!

 I cherish my marriage so I've changed
 my papers to please my wife's choices,
 but now the brainless FBI fears
 I’m a risk to classified sources!

 "He's not the same man," some fool shouts, 
 "We harbor a new Aldrich Ames!"
 Oh, what will my sad life become 
 when my hair turns from brown to gray?