On Long Distance Romances
(Cliche Corner)
 
 Does distance make the heart grow fonder, 
 or are we misadvised?
 It seems to me when you're out of sight,
 you're also out of mind!

 Perhaps I'm right.  Perhaps I'm wrong,
 but here's the counsel I'd give:
 Should you plan to be away for long,
 plan to Love the one you're with!