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  • Forget The Washington Nationals! THE U.S. EXPORTERS ARE NOW ARLINGTON'S TEAM!

    From the Strathlorn Travel Ltd's Internet Visitors Guide To Arlington, Virginia:

    "Arlington is conveniently located and is within four miles of many of Washington, D.C.'s most visited sites: The Smithsonian Museums, the White House, the U.S. Capitol, the Holocaust Memorial Museum and most of D.C.'s other attractions. Arlington is home to the popular Fashion Centre Mall at Pentagon City and only a short drive from Mount Vernon, Old Town Alexandria, Potomac Mills outlet mall, Manassas battlefield, and many other popular Virginia sites.

    "Many of the nation's best known and frequently visited attractions, including the Pentagon; the U.S. Marine Memorial "Iwo Jima", Fort Myer, and the Arlington National Cemetery, home of the landmark Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, are located in Arlington. Arlington has its own Men's Softball team: the U.S. Exporters. Of course, the Washington Capitals, the Washington Redskins, the Washington Mystics, and the Washington Wizards are only a bridge and a short drive away." ©2004 Strathlorn Travel Ltd

    See: http://www.strathlorntravel.co.uk/travel-arlington.asp

    See: http://www.traveltunnel.com/guide/North_America/us/Arlington/content/o.asp

    The U.S. Exporters Team Reacts To The Burden Of International Fame!
    Ed Frank: "I can't wait to see the British tourists start showing up at our games next spring! Perhaps the Tourmobile will squeeze a new Virginia Highlands Field #2 stop between the Pentagon and Old Town..."

    Roger Morse: "Our international fame grows! We are the WORLD FAMOUS U.S. Exporters!"

    John Gulisano: "Jay, if you market it right, we could become America's team!"

    Anonymous Exporter: "To heck with fame! Give me fortune! Time for us to sell some tickets!"