On Andrew Young: Former American Diplomat

(President Carter's Lament)

 So the Ayatollah is a saint?
 And the Cubans are now saviors?
 What depths must we descend to taint
 America for Third World favors?

 Don't get me wrong.  I understand.
 As patronage you were first class.
 I just wish that you'd been more in step 
 and less a pain in my ass.