Roosky see.  Roosky do.
 What do Rooskies do to you?
 Rooskies do what Rooskies state:
 (Rooskies do not agitate.

 Rooskies do not criticize.
 Rooskies always sympathize.
 Rooskies never tyrannize.
 Rooskies love to compromise!)

 Oh!  Rooskies, Rooskies everywhere!
 As welcomed as the hunter's snare,
 as tactful as a lusting hog,
 as docile as a rabid dog.

 Oh, what make Rooskies so discreet?
 Perhaps they have no wheat to eat.
 We did not know their five year plan
 included the rape of Afghanistan!

 So Rooskies roam and Rooskies take
 whatever their Roosky arms can crate, 
 and leave us a case of Roosky Screws. 
 (Oh!  What do Rooskies do to you?)