Comprehending Managers

--Take One

An engineer, a programmer, and their manager go out for lunch. On the way from the car to the restaurant they find a magic lamp in the parking lot. They rub it and out pops a genie. "I can grant but three wishes and because there are three of you, each will receive one wish" he said.

The programmer went first. "I want be in Tahiti surrounded by beautiful women" he said. POOF!! He disappeared.

The engineer went next "I want to be in Hawaii with a huge house, tons of money, and surrounded by gorgeous women" he said. POOF!! He disappeared.

The manager went last. He said, "I want them both back in the office after lunch."

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Last modified: Tue 9 Sep 2003