FoxboroSongs

**DC UNITED**
1. TOMMY'S ARMY We're all part of Tommy's Army. We are out to win the league. And we'll really shake them up! When we win another cup. 'Cause United is the greatest football team! 2. YOU ONLY CAME TO SEE UNITED ((Same tune as "Tommy's army") You only came to see United. You only came to watch DC. And you'll never win the cup, ‘Cause L.A. will always suck, And United is the greatest football team! 3. LET'S GO UNITED Vamos. Vamos United. Esta tarde, Tenemos que ganar. (repeat) 4. CHAMPIONS Campeones de Campeones Are we are, we are, we are (repeat) 5. STAND UP -- FOR THE CHAMPIONS FOR THE CHAMPIONS Stand Up -- for the Champions (repeat 4 times) 6. UNITED (Continuous Clapping@One Per Second) YOO NIGH TED! (pause for 3 claps) OH-OH, OH-OH, OH-OH, OH. (pause for 3 claps) OH-OH, OH-OH, OH-OH, OH. (pause for 3 claps) COME ON DEE CEE (REPEAT) 7. GLORY TO UNITED Mine eyes have seen the sorrow of the hapless MetroStars. They all wear women's clothing And they hang around in bars! The Galaxy's no better, ‘Cause they act like they're from Mars. And DC marches on! Glory, glory to United, Glory, glory to United, Glory, glory to United, And DC marches on! 8. SE ANTHEM (to 'America the Beautiful') How beautiful the soccer pitch, The sound of drums and cheers! Exciting plays, comraderie, And rounds and rounds of beers! United, United, I pledge my faith in thee! With players, Payne and Rongen, We'll waltz to victory!	9. UNITED GOES ROLLING ALONG (To "Caissons Go Rolling Along") We're the best, We're supreme, We're the DC football team, And United goes rolling along! We will cheer, For our team, Can you hear the Eagles SCREAM? And United goes rolling along!! And it's high high ho, We're off to Foxboro, Sing out and raise your banners high!! Ga-lax-eee, Your hope is fantasy, And United goes rolling along! 10. WE'LL WIN THE CUP AGAIN (To "Marine Corps Hymn") From the banks of the Potomac, To cold New Eng-ah-land, We will cheer for our United, While we win the Cup again. To-ohh hell with LA Galaxy, And to hell-eh with the Crew, We are going home with the trophy, LA finishes number two. (again!) 11. SE DRINKING SONG 1st stanza From RFK to Foxboro We're gonna get drunk today. Security's afraid of us They know how hard we play! Chorus Sooooo fill up yer cups, yer lovin cups As full as full can be. For as long as love and liquor last We'll drink to 'old' DC. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - I Think we need another drink! <gulp/clink> I think we need another drink! <gulp/clink> I think we need another drink-- For the glory of 'old' DC ! 2nd stanza Now all you Eagles lend an ear I don't say this in jest. Never let us doubt DC They're BEST IN THE WEST! Chorus PLAYERS GENERIC HE SCORES GOALS [To Kumbaya] He scores goals galore, He scores goals! He scores goals galore, He scores goals! He scores goals galore, He scores goals! Lassiter, <--- (insert whoever scored here) He scores goals!!! GENERIC SALUTE first name, last name Clap-clap, clap-clap, clap (repeat)	AGOOS Goooooooooooooose ETCHEVERRY Diablo! clap clap (repeat) OROR, OH, OH DIABLO OH, OH DIABLO (To Van Morrison's "Domino") Oh, Oh, Diablo. WE ARE HERE AT FOXBORO-OH! Oh, Oh, Diablo. GONNA SCORE A BUNCH OF GO-OLS! OHHHHHH, Maaaaaar-co An-TON-io!!! OHHHHHH, Maaaaaar-co An-TON-io!!! OROR, MARCO IS MAGIC (To Man U’s "Keano Chant") Oh, Marco is magic, He wears a magic hat, And when he saw United, He said I fancy that, He could have played for New York, Or that LA shite, But he's for United, 'Cause we're fuckin' dynamite! LASSITER LASSITER Supah, Supah Roy Supah, Supah Roy Supah, Supah Roy Supah Lassiter. MAESSNER Go! John Maessner! Go! John Maessner! Go! John Maessner, Go-oh! MORENO Swing low, sweet Mo-Re-No. Comin' for to score us a goal! OLSEN (1.) We love you Olsen, We do!!! You make the keepers all blue! We love you Olsen, We do!!! Beninho we love you!!!! OLSEN (2.) ("Johnny Comes Marching Home") When Bennie comes running down the wing, Hurrah, hurrah, He'll make the Screaming Eagles sing, Hurrah, hurrah!! He'll cross the ball, to Moreno, It's in the net, now here we go!! And we'll all score goals, When Bennie runs down the wing! POPE (same tune as 'Here we go') Eddie Pope, Eddie Pope, Eddie Pope PRESTHUS You da man, you da man, you da man….

**LA LA GALS & REFEREES**
REFEREES 12. Weyland’s song: 12. Weyland’s song: Who's your father? Who's your father? Who's your father, Wey-land? You don't got one, Never had one, You're a bastard, Wey-land! 13. I'm blind, I'm deaf, I wanna be a ref! 14. We need a rope, a tree, to hang the referee! ANTI-LA LA GALS 15. COULDN’T SCORE Couldn't score with Heidi Fleiss, Heidi Fleiss, Heidi Fleiss! Couldn't score with Heidi Fleiss, Heidi Fleiss, Heidi Fleiss! 16. WINGS OF AN EAGLE If I had the wings of an eagle, If I had the ass of a crow, I'd fly over LA tomorrow, And shit on those bastards below! Shit on, shit on, Shit on those bastards below, below! Shit on, shit on, Shit on those bastards below! 17. YOU'RE GOING HOME clap clap (repeat) 18. CAN YOU HEAR THEM SING? Can you hear them bastards sing? no-OH, no-OH. Can you hear them bastards sing? NO-oh, NO-oh. Can you hear them bastards sing? 'CAUSE WE CAN'T HEAR A BLOODY THING! no-OH, no-OH, no. 19. YOU’RE NOT SINGING OVER THERE You’re not singing over the-ere! You’re not singing over there! You’re not singing, You’re not singing, You’re not singing over there! VARIOUS PISS TAKERS FOR OPPONENTS 20. FLIPPER 20. FLIPPER Greg Loo-gain-us! (repeat) 21. YOU'LL NEVER TOUCH THE CUP You'll never touch the Cup, You'll never touch the Cup, You'll never touch the Cup 22. QUÉ SERÁ Qué será, será, Whatever will be, will be! We'll go home with victory!! Qué será, será,	LA LA PLAYERS CALIGIURI Who's your father? Who's your father? Who's your father, Caligiuri? You don't got one, Never had one, You're a bastard, Caligiuri! HARTMAN (1.) This old man, he told me Hartman has got VD with a knick knack paddy whack give the boy a bone Galaxy can crawl off home. HARTMAN (2.) (Sung to "Skip to my Lou") Who put the ball in Hartman's net? Who put the ball in Hartman's net? Who put the ball in Hartman's net? Di-ah-blo to Jaime! <--- (insert proper goal scoring sequence here) VANNEY Who's your father? Who's your father? Who's your father, Vanney? You don't got one, Never had one, You're a bastard, Vanney! *[ALL to Jesus Christ Superstar]:* Cienfuegos: Cien-fue-gos, SuperStah, Flops like a fish, and he wears a bra! Hermosillo Seńor Gol, SuperStah Lurks like a wuss, and he wears a bra! [pause] Shave and a haircut, two bits! Jones Cobi Jones, SuperStah. Shoots like a sissy, and he wears a bra! Mathis Clint Mathis, SuperStar. You're not as good as you think you are! Peńa Peńa, SuperStar. You're just a thug and you know you are! Hendrickson Hendrickson, SuperStar. Runs like a giraffe and he stinks so far!