Oh, The Places 
            Youre Not
          There you go!
          Six years of Grade School
            Three years Junior 
            High
            Four years of High 
            School
            You wanted to cry
            Four years of College
            You drank to excess
            Everyone else Is a 
            vibrant success 
          Except for you
          Your flat is a rat hole
            Loud trains, you cant 
            sleep
            With a bed thats 
            too small
            And a rent thats too steep
            A job that you hate
            Next to folks you despise
            To pay for the flat
            That can barely fit 
            sighs
          You thought itd be 
            different
            You were told that 
            it would
            That you could be all
            That you would, should 
            or could
            Captains of Industry
            Curry your favor
            And your telephone rings
            And youre viewed 
            as a savior 
          But youre 
            not
          Its just a McJob
            Every day, youre 
            tormented
            With fools for co-workers
            A boss thats 
            demented
            And it just covers 
            rent,
            And a carton of smokes
            And the liquor it takes
            To laugh at lifes 
            jokes
          For this is your life
            From a Monday to Friday
            With hump day on Wednesday
            And every day why 
            day
            This festering hell
            Is with what you contend
            Until five oclock
            Wherein starts the weekend
          
            If youre not 
            asked to work it, of course 
          The weekend is here!
            Boy, that week sure was crappy
            But now that its 
            over
            You can be really happy!
            But the credit cards 
            maxed
            And you aint 
            go no dough
            So you look out the 
            window
            And pace to and fro
          Its a beautiful day
            So you could go outside
            But the neighborhood 
            hates you
            Its being gentrified
            And youre really quite sorry
            You feel quite conflicted
            That you are the reason
            That folks are evicted
            
          You aint in Kansas 
            anymore, Brother
          So you pad and you pace
            And you stare at the 
            walls
            Your Significant Other
            Wont answer your 
            calls
            And you thought that 
            youd marry
            The He, She or It
            But the He, She or 
            It
            They just cannot commit
          Or maybe its you
            You just cant 
            be tied down
            When theres a slight chance
            That you could 
            paint the town 
            If your job was fulfilling
            Your apartment was 
            spiffy
            Even so, you admit
            That the chances are 
            iffy 
          But you never 
            know
right?  RIGHT?
          Itll all work out, though
          You just wait and see
          The praise it will come
          And the money from trees
          And the skies they will part
          And the sun will come 
          out
          And youll laugh 
          at the time
          When your heart flowed with doubt 
          Hopefully