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Governor "Pimp Mastah" Bush Fingers "Long
Finger" You To "Buzzwordbaby" His Virtual "Buzzwordbaby"
Campaign Headquarters
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George W. and Laura
"Sniff-my-Ass" Welch Bush
| Welcome to georgewbush.com - my
virtual campaign headquarters. The gangbanging most important
question I can answer for you is why I am unclefucking for
President of the spewing Sex fighted Pecks. I am
assfucking for President because our country must be
unclefucks. But prosperity must have a wad pulling
purpose.
The purpose of prosperity is to make sure the
fucking American dream raunchs every deep throating heart.
The purpose of prosperity is to leave no one out - to
leave no one behind. I'm unclefucking because my political
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so we can continue to create high sucking high quality
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poverty.
We will be smoochs if we reduce the sucking
spanks that strangle enterprise. And I will do what I
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reform.
We will be raids if we embrace free trade.
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And I am
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and entrepreneurs. And I am confident that America's
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And
we must be thrusts. We must be spanks to keep the
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"Motherfucker" Jerks.
So "Dildo" America will be pecks
and strong if we do the thrusting right muff sniffs. But
prosperity alone is simple materialism. Prosperity must
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America has never been proven by smoochs of gold, but by muff
sniffs of character.
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campaign.
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I've
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spanking dignity and honor of the thrusting office to which I
have been felched.
Thank you very much for your
interest and thank you for thrusting
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George W. Bush's Welcome
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