Q: What would the Buddha be called if he’d been written by A. A. Milne?
A: Winnie-The-Poohdabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he were charged with breaking and entering?
A: Intrudabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if told off color jokes?
A: Lewdabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he were a cow?
A: Moodabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if were depressed?
A: Bluedabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if were a cartoon character voiced by Jim Bakkus?
A: Mr. Magoodabuddha
Q: What would you call a whole mess o’ Buddhas?
A: A slewdabuddhas
Q: What would you call the Buddha if were in the Australian Outback?
A: Kangaroodabuddha?
Q: What would you call the person who gave oral sex to the Buddha?
A: Blewdabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he were sick?
A: Fludabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he did martial arts?
A: Kungfudabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he cleaned your drains?
A: Rotorootabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he were a systems administrator?
A: Computabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he were a strident female stand up comic?
A: Judy Tenutabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he were an assassin?
A: Shootabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he changed religions?
A: Jewabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he had one too many shots of tequila?
A: Spewabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha in a bathtub?
A: Nudabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he had a cold?
A: Achoodabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he were uncouth?
A: Bruteabudda
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he were about to be eaten by cannibals?
A: Stewabuddha
Q: What would you say the Buddha when he left?
A: Toodleloodabuddha
Q: What would you say the Buddha when he left Paris?
A: Aduiedabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he were a mango?
A: Fruitabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he were a chef?
A: Foodabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he worked for IBM?
A: Suitabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he were waiting for the London Underground?
A: Queuedabuddha
Q: What would you say to the Buddha if he were being a pest?
A: Shoodabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he were a Smurf?
A: Cuteabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he were in a Jane Fonda movie?
A: Kluteabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he were a pigeon?
A: Coodabuddha
Q: What would say if you turned your back on Buddhism?
A: Screwdabuddha
Q: What would you call the Buddha if he if he wasn’t the Buddha anymore?
A: Undodabuddha
Q: What if you wanted to add a Whodabuddha?