STINK (released January 1996) (digitally remastered for CD September-October 2000) The Shrunken Headbangers (3:47) That's Not Gladys! (3:34) Unrequited Love Song (3:06) Fat Person On An Airplane (3:19) Pate' All Night Long [Spicy Cajun Mix] (3:14) Reptile Love (4:33) Fungible Lover (5:39) Incubus (16:00) THE SHRUNKEN HEADBANGERS (P) 2/95 Whipple/Laird/Wang What's going on? What the hell is this? Quick, somebody change the station so we don't have to lis- Yes, we know we're stupid and our haircuts are lame But you're dumb enough to listen to "the Band With No Shame" TM The Shrunken Headbangers The Shrunken Headbangers More syllables than Primus even louder than Nirvana You'll pay a lot to see us even though you don't wanna The Shrunken Headbangers The Shrunken Headbangers recorded 6/95 and 11/95 Headbangers: Caligula, Akira, Ratko, Chicken Wing THAT'S NOT GLADYS! (P) 5/95 Whipple/Laird Dearly beloved, gather round And let us recollect The life our good friend Gladys lived As we pay last respects In this mournful twilight Something doesn't seem right Can't believe my eyesight Don't mean to be impolite But that's not Gladys there We came to bid farewell But not to someone else Who the hell is this? That's not Gladys! Gladys always used to say Avoid cheap funeral homes They'll rip you off and dump your corpse Down some old catacombs In this mournful twilight Something doesn't seem right Can't believe my eyesight Don't mean to be impolite But that's not Gladys there We came to bid farewell But not to someone else Who the hell is this? We paid our final call But that's not her at all Gladys has been switched With some other stiff How could you be so dumb? Where is the real one? Dig our Gladys up That's not Gladys... That's not Gladys... That's not Gladys! NOTE: A woman named Gladys Hudson died in November 1994, and her body was taken to a funeral home in Washington DC. During the funeral service for Ms. Hudson at this funeral home, mourners peering into coffin were horrified to discover that the corpse was not that of Gladys Hudson, but rather of a complete stranger. The funeral service was halted, and the director of the funeral home requested permission to disinterr a different body that had passed through his funeral home a few days earlier and already been buried. Several days after the original service, mourners returned to the funeral home to find the body of Ms. Hudson correctly identified. The funeral home denied that any misidentification of corpses had ever occurred. recorded 12/95 and 1/96 Headbangers: Caligula, Akira, Ratko, Chicken Wing UNREQUITED LOVE SONG (P) 3/95 Whipple/Wang I worship you every day I live for crumbs you throw my way Brought you flowers our first date They died while you made me wait Had my "Mom" tattoo removed To enlarge the one of you The only time that you come by is when you're with another guy But every little thing you do makes me fall in love with you My love's no mystery It's just reality I could make you so happy So why don't you love me? Sold the shoes off my feet To buy you panties I could eat When I came back that same night Someone already took a bite Quit as clown at Chuck E. Cheese To work wth you at Tastee Freeze I clean your toilet with my tongue but you still treat me like dung But every ugly thing you do makes me fall in love with you My love's no mystery It's just reality I love you totally And that's my misery I could make you so happy So why don't you love me? My love's no mystery It's just reality I love you totally And that's my misery I could make you so happy So why don't you love me? recorded 6/95 and 11/95 Headbangers: Caligula, Akira, Ratko, Chicken Wing FAT PERSON ON AN AIRPLANE (P) 2/95 Whipple/Wang Fat person on an airplane fat person on an airplane Fat person on an airplane eatin' my peanuts, drinkin' champagne Fat person on an airplane fat person on an airplane Fat person on an airplane like a wide load using more than one lane I'm not mad (yeah) not angry (yeah) I just wonder (yeah) why he sat down next to me Fat person on an airplane fat person on an airplane Fat person on an airplane blockin' my view but I can't complain Fat person on an airplane fat person on an airplane Fat person on an airplane spilling into my seat, what a pain I'm not mad (yeah) not angry (yeah) I'm just sorry (yeah) that he sat down next to me Fat person on an airplane fat person on an airplane Fat person on an airplane he's a great big problem but I can't complain Fat person on an airplane fat person on an airplane Fat person on an airplane like a wide load using more than one lane I'm not mad (yeah) not angry (yeah) I'm just sorry (yeah) that he sat down next to me recorded 6/95, 9/95, and 11/95 Headbangers: Caligula, Akira, Ratko, Chicken Wing PATE' ALL NIGHT LONG (P) 1993 Wang/Whipple/Laird/Hughes/Fitch un deux trois en garde: Louisiana Huey Long David Duke Doctor John Napoleon Brigitte Bardot Marie Antoinette Inspecteur Clouseau Apres moi le deluge so eat French onion soup Adrienne Barbeau Mario Lemieux Jacques Cousteau Pepe le Pew Would you say he has a certain quelle heure est-il? here come the "B" verse: Bonjour black beret brassiere big bidet Bouillabaise qu'est-ce que c'est? Blue Bayou bain de soleil Eat jambalaya and que sera sera Beaucoup de babes on Bourbon Street Bacchanalia Bordello: sweet Certainment he has a certain omlette du fromage geography verse: New Orleans Baton Rouge Gay Paris no time Toulouse Mississippi Ponchartrain Eiffel Tower Notre Dame Zydeco, jazz, and rock Get down, Frere Jacques! Shrimp creole fresh gumbo blackened fish escargot Certainly he has a certain laissez faire? and now, the wine verse: Zinfandel chardonnay pinot noir cabernet Sauvignon beaujulais pink champagne du vin rose' Drink to Bastille Day laissez les bonbons roulez! Muscatel nice bouquet red chablis cafe' au lait I do believe that he does have a certain voulez-vous coucher? French verse, tout le monde! French fries French toast French cuffs French kiss French quarter French dressing French vanilla French and Indian War Have some more bonbons pate' all night long Mardi Gras Lafayette Justin Wilson are we finshed yet? recorded 6/95 and 7/95 Headbangers: Caligula, Akira, Ratko, Chicken Wing REPTILE LOVE (P) 8/95 Whipple/Wang Carboniferous jungle where I'm hungry and I'm horny It's dinner time and I'm feeling rapacious Cenozoic, pleistocene, jurassic, whatever Don't care what time it is when I'm cretaceous Baby I got a whiff of your scent - you know everyone Has distinctive smells that uniquely mark us I can't wait to flicker my reptilian tongue Over your tempting, freshly captured carcass Baby Reptile love, the most primitive kind Reptile love, the most primitive kind Sex! Sex! Dinosaur Sex! You wanna have sex with me? Hung like a horse? no! hung like a dinosaur I'm a love carnivore I want your ovapositor Meat! Meat! I gotta have meat! You wanna eat meat with me? Nibble on crops? no! eat a triceratops Hot juicy stega-chops call me Tyrannosaurus Sex Sex! Sex! Dinosaur Sex! You wanna have sex with me? Hung like a horse? no! hung like a dinosaur I'm a love carnivore call me tyrannosaur- My brain be tiny and my blood be chillin' But don't be dissin' me 'cause I be colossal Archaeologists will be freakin' their mommas When they dig up my massive love fossil Baby Yo! listen up, fat bronto-bitch Your legs be scaly, your dorsal plates stink But you gotta come and mate with your daddy Or some puny mammal make us extinct Baby CHORUS recorded 12/95 and 1/96 Headbangers: Caligula, Akira, Ratko, Chicken Wing backing vocals: Lizard Girl FUNGIBLE LOVER (P) 3/95 Whipple/Wang A bowl of cherries: Life can be sour or be sweet But life with you is always ordinary You're like a flower but more efficient A rose by any other name Snares pollen just the same, so you're sufficient You come to me like an idle dream You're a treat like vanilla ice cream You're one of the apples of my eye Bringing sunshine like a partly cloudy sky You are the standard fungible lover The moment I laid eyes on you I knew that you were just like all the others You are the standard fungible lover From the first time our lips met I knew that I would have to have to another You make my heart snore You have that same familiar smile Like Susie, Lassie, and the girl next door A certain nothin' a dime-a-dozen You send me kisses third class mail A care package of two-day-old love muffins Satisfying like a junk food snack Or a sale at the imperfect rack Like doubled coupons, you give me a thrill There's nothing quite like the run of the mill chorus (SPOKEN) And we walked hand-in-hand, together, through verdant fields of dandelions and crabgrass. I gazed longingly into your big brown eyes, and though they looked unusally small due to the distortion of your glasses, I could tell that today would be a day just like any other. recorded 6/95, 11/95, and 12/95 Headbangers: Caligula, Akira, Ratko, Chicken Wing INCUBUS (P) 3/95 Whipple/Wang You were a little childat night fears filled your head The single greatest terrorlurked underneath your bed So keep your eyes wide open Don't talk to strangers That little girl grew older and maybe wiser too But this old bedside monster is still pursuing you So keep your eyes wide open keep your eyes wide open Don't talk to strangers You've got to open wide I want to get inside You've got to open 'cause I am your lover You've got to open wide and let me get inside You've got to open 'cause I am the incubus Back in the middle agesI was your chaperone And that's how girls got pregnant although they slept alone So keep your eyes wide open keep your eyes wide open Don't talk to strangers You've got to open wide I want to get inside You've got to open 'cause I am your lover You've got to open wide and let me get inside You've got to open 'cause I am the incubus recorded 6/95, 7/96, 11/95, and 12/95 Headbangers: Caligula, Akira, Ratko, Chicken Wing guitar lead: Jack Schitt screaming: Byrd Schitt, Bootlip, Tinny ***************************************************************** THE CD VERSION OF STINK ALSO INCLUDES THE FOLLOWING BONUS TRACKS: - A cover of "I'll Stick Around," recorded for the Shrunken Headbangers 1997 Demo - A cover of "Good Stuff," recorded for the Shrunken Headbangers 1997 Demo - "Flagpole Eatta," one of the WHFS Lunch Songs - "Slim," another one of the WHFS Lunch Songs - "Found Out About Food," yet another one of the WHFS Lunch Songs - "Poisoned By Mom," still yet another one of the WHFS Lunch Songs - "Gopher Guts," yes, still yet another one of the WHFS Lunch Songs - "MacSandwich," the WHFS Lunch Song that WHFS refused to play on the air - "Microwave," yes, still yet another one of the WHFS Lunch Songs - "Burritos," you can guess what