COLDCOCK (original analog version released December 1993) (digitally remastered version released August 1994) (digitally remastered for CD April-May 2000) Hothead! (4:44) Hothead! - the Satanic mix (1:18) Diseases (4:23) Uncle Milton'sTM Fascinating Giant Ant Farm (9:49) Disorders (2:34) Fifty Ways to Cleave Your Lover (6:31) Pate' All Night Long (2:35) Self Amputation (5:03) Song For Sale (3:16) Today's Especiales (5:14) The Shrunken Headbangers' 15 Minutes of Fame (8:30) Play For Food - WHFS Tribute (2:26) HOTHEAD! (P) 1992 Waugh/Whipple/Laird/Habibi/Orlando So you say you're in the mood for some belly-bustin' food Well, if hot food is your game this one be in flames! A plate would be too dull so we serve this in a skull I ain't talkin' peach compote I'm talkin' peppers in a goat The smell of burning Liv-a-SnapsTM will destroy your brain synapse Hey Joey, Mickey, butts over here! fire up the EverclearTM chorus: Gimme an H gimme an O gimme a T gimme a goat Gimme its skull keep the brain alcohol make it grain Pass the peppers pass the prunes awesome grub awesome tunes EverclearTM never fear gimme a light get out of sight Hothead! Hothead! kill your mother eat a goat Hothead! Hothead! Satan lives down your throat Hothead! Hothead! light it up light and duck! I know you think I'm silly but I've got your pet goat Billy My stomach needs some fillin' so I'm gonna up and kill him This dish means a whole lot to me so he's gettin' a lobotomy Extra peppers extra prunes nothing beats good chow and tunes I'll be making extra batches hey Joey, gimme some goddamn matches It costs less than a buck so light it up then duck! chorus You can't serve up a spread unless it's got Hothead You'll be feeling like a leper if you start skimping on the peppers You'll squeal like a baboon after chowing on the prunes So when you get that yearning start the EverclearTM a-burning Hottest thing you ever felt and wait till your intestines melt Hope you get to the commode before your guts explode! chorus recorded 6/92 Headbangers: Skippy, Spud, Mickey, Joey (PeeWee), Ricky DISEASES (P) 1992 Wang/Whipple/Laird/Hughes I've come down with onychia, where your toes start to rot A bad case of ozena, causing stinky black snot Got bad otorrhea, pus drips from my ear Stricken down with pruritis, can't stop scratching my rear I'm hydrocephalitic, water soaking my brain And I'm itching all over from a bad case of mange Got nasty gonorrhea from this girl that I know Diverticulitis and chronic polio (moan) (moan) (moan) (moan) We've got diseases tonight! Got nasty cheilitis, lips swollen like a duck And painful atresia has my sphincter all stuck Got bad athetosis, causing my fingers to twitch Neurodermatitis always makes my crotch itch Bad ascariasis, worms infesting my gut And Vincent's angina, where my breath smells like my butt Nasty nocturia, always pee in my sleep And bad hirsutism makes me hairy as a sheep chorus Got an irritable colon, taking dumps by the quart At least it keeps me from scratching my venereal wart I'm suffering from goiter, complicated by edema My lips have gotten puffy like the girl from Ipanema break Elephantaisis has swollen up my scrotum I've got to rent a U-Haul, just so I can tote 'em Chronic hypalgesia, can't feel it when I'm hurt Nasty diarrhea, giving me the Hershey squirts Got trichomoniasis, critters live in my wife And wretched anuria, I can't pee to save my life This painful rectal abscess has me feeling mighty lame I'm suffering from hunchback like that dude from Notre Dame chorus original analog version recorded 12/92 Headbangers: Skippy, Mickey, Lunger, Kimbo, Mikey, Mimi digital version recorded 5/94 Headbangers: Skippy, Mickey, Green Lunger, Dawg UNCLE MILTON'S(TM) FASCINATING GIANT ANT FARM (P) 1993 Whipple/Wang/Laird (A Rock Opera In Ten Parts) I. Overture ( :20) II. Uncle Milton Theme ( :40) Uncle Milton'sTM fascinating giant ant farm Fun for the whole family! Uncle Milton'sTM fascinating giant ant farm Fun for boys and girls like you and me Watch 'em live watch 'em die Watch 'em sit around right before your eyes! Uncle Milton'sTM fascinating giant ant farm Comes with a handbook and sand Uncle Milton'sTM fascinating giant ant farm Just mail away for your ants Watch 'em crawl watch 'em dig Watch 'em eat gross stuff that makes their butts get big Get big! III. Foraging (1:22) We're foraging ants now out on the frontier We'll forage a dead cow or some dried up beer We're foraging foodstuffs that's what we do Foraging enough food for me and Stu [conversation follows] IV. Spider from Ipanema ( :13) Predatory all black and hairy The spider spins a web that's scary And when it passes each ant that passes will die! V. Fighting (1:13) The ants all attack despite their tiny size They pinch the spider's legs they bite at its eyes Kill the spider! Yeah! Kill the spider! They go for the kill they sting the spider dead They rip off its legs and chew on its head Kill the spider! Yeah! Kill the spider! Yeah! VI. Feeding (1:03) Me belly full a sugar But me brudda kill a spider In de wild we would eat it, mon But me all swell up inside, mon Tings dey could be gettin' ugly An' I don't want alarm ya Jah people get a ready Feeding time down on da farm yah VII. Escape ( :38) So you think that we're trapped in this ant farm to die? Living toys just to sate the whim of some guy Ooooh baby squeeze your butt through this crack baby We're gonna get out we're gonna get right out of here VIII. Capture (2:16) I'm going back to the ant farm Lord, I just can't get away I got out one sunny morning but now I'm going back to stay Squeezed my butt out through the airhole and I scrambled down the side But out here on this table there ain't no good place to hide I ain't diggin' for no one building hills and tunnels bites If you want to see some action get yourself some goddamn termites I'm going back to the ant farm Lord, I just can't get away Mr. Milton done caught me and now I'm going back to stay IX. Milton's Farm (1:11) I ain't gonna work on Milton's farm no more No I ain't gonna work on Milton's farm no more I wake up every morning in this twelve by one inch frame I walk around in circles and it's driving me insane It's a shame the way they've taped up all the doors I ain't gonna work on Milton's farm no more I ain't gonna eat on Milton's farm no more No I ain't gonna eat on Milton's farm no more They feed you all this sugar so your abdomen swells up Then all these others ants start sucking on your butt It's a shame the way your abdomen gets sore I ain't gonna eat on Milton's farm no more X. Uncle Milton Reprise ( :42) Uncle Milton'sTM fascinating giant ant farm Fun for the whole family! Uncle Milton'sTM fascinating giant ant farm Fun for boys and girls like you and me! Bodies lie on the sod You can kill them all because you are their god Because you are their god. recorded 4/93, 7/93, and 10/93 Headbangers: Skippy, Mickey, Green Lunger, Tinny, Smurph, Jumpin' Gina, Leadbelly, Ricky, Stroh, Chopper DISORDERS (P) 1993 Whipple/Laird/Wang I got pogonophobia, and I'm telling you it's wierd I wet my pants every time I see a person with a beard A case of Turette's Syndrome where my words don't seem to fit I mean to say "I love you" but it comes out "fucking shit" Oh - Oh - I 've got disorders tonight I was an Oedipal schizophrenic, in love with both my mothers But I've gotten into buggery, sheep and goats are now my druthers I'm a bedwetting sleepwalker, leaving trails across my sheet And a starving anorexic; you know, you're not what you don't eat Oh - Oh - I've got disorders tonight I'm a chronic masturbator, and I never miss a [pause] beat Tell me about your fetish, and I'll let you cream over my feet I've got coprophilia, play with feces a little bit Tell me you've got coprophagia, and I'll tell you go eat shit Oh - Oh - I've got disorders tonight I'm an omphalophiliac, and I want your belly button I'm a horny necrophiliac, I want cadavers like a glutton I'm a twisted psycho dreamer, I want the girl from Ipanema break Oh - Oh - I've got disorders tonight recorded 7/93 and 10/93 Headbangers: Mickey, Skippy FIFTY WAYS TO CLEAVE YOUR LOVER (P) 1993 Whipple/Wang/Waugh/Laird/Workman (apologies to Paul Simon) "The problem is all inside your head," she said to me "I'm not so easy when you try to take me forcibly" "I'd like to hack you in your slumber, you S.O.B." There must be fifty ways to cleave your lover She said "it's really not my habit to be rude" "But I must have told you fifty times that I'm not in the mood" "And I'll defend myself from the risk of being screwed" There must be fifty ways to cleave your lover Fifty ways to cleave your lover Just take out the knife, wife Break out the blade, maid Get out the saw, maw Set Willie free Just give it one blow, Flo Toss it out the window Cut down the tree, Dee Set Willie free Go get the shears, dear Find the Ginzu, Lu Give him a cleave, Eve Set Willie free Just shorten the hose, Rose Toss it out the window Prune the harpoon, June Set Willie free She said "it pleases me to see you in such pain" "I wish there was something I could do to make you scream again" I said "I appreciate that, but would you please refrain" "From the fifty ways" She said "I'm gonna take your Willie for a drive tonight" "I'll toss it where the cops can find it, near the traffic light" And then she dissed me when I realized that she kept the movie rights There must be fifty ways to cleave your lover Fifty ways to cleave your lover Just cut him in two, Sue Hack off the bone, Joan Truncate your mate, Kate Set Willie free Just slice off the tip, Skip Cut him down flat, Kat Chop off what he's got, Dot Set Willie free Just lop the third leg, Peg Whack off the tool, Jule Trim the Slim Jim, Kim Set Willie free Find a sharp hook, Brooke Think Samurai, Di Shave the short hair, Claire Set Willie free Just empty his pants, Nance Cut off his biz, Liz Chop off his swellin', Helen Set Willie free Just sever the man, Ann Don't leave any spare, Cher Slice off his Wally, Molly Set Willie free Cause him to wail, Gail Go make him howl, Sal Force him to yell, Belle Set Willie free Just put him in pain, Jane Cut down his swell, Nell Don't leave him any, Jenny Set Willie free Make him less of a man, Jan Turn him into a girl, Pearl Make a Barbie of Ken, Jen Set Willie free Make him a lady, Sadie Make him a gal, Val Make him a her, Jennifer Set Willie free Turn stallion to mare, Claire Make ram into ewe, Sue Make the rooster a hen, Jen Set Willie free Turn buck into doe, Jo Toss it out the window Turn bull into cow, frau Set Willie free Saw off the shotgun, Hon Cut off the barrel, Carol Make a few more nicks, Trix Set Willie free Slash off his penis, Venus Whack off the peg, Meg Scale down his organ, Morgan Set Willie free Debone the fillet, Kay Trim off the fat, Pat Carve up the ham, Pam Set Willie free A Cuisinart spin, Lynn Give it a rev, Bev Turn on the blender, Glenda Set Willie free false stop Make him bend over, Rover Chew off what he's got, Spot Get the piranha, Lana Set Willie free Make the big cut, slut With the guillotine, Jean Grab the clippers, Tipper Set Willie free Clock the Big Ben, Jen Prick the long pin, Gwin Simplify his math, Kath Set Willie free Just decapitate, date Clip it away, Fay Pare down the wiener, Wilhelmina NOTE: On June 23, 1993, a woman in Manassas, Virginia cut off her husband's penis with a twelve inch fillet knife while he slept. Clutching the severed organ in her hand, the woman ran out of their apartment, got in her car, and drove away. After driving a few miles, she threw the penis out of the car window into a grassy field. The woman felt that her husband had mistreated her, but he was later acquitted on a charge of marital sexual abuse. orignal analog version recorded 9/93 and 10/93 Headbangers: Mickey, Skippy, Andy, Lunger, Leadbelly, Ricky, Chopper, Stroh, Smurph, Jumpin' Gina, Tinny digital version recorded 5/94 Headbangers: Skippy, Mickey, Green Lunger, Dawg PATE' ALL NIGHT LONG (P) 1993 Wang/Whipple/Laird/Hughes/Fitch un deux trois en garde: Louisiana Huey Long David Duke Doctor John Napoleon Brigitte Bardot Marie Antoinette Inspecteur Clouseau Apres moi le deluge so eat French onion soup Adrienne Barbeau Mario Lemieux Jacques Cousteau Pepe le Pew Would you say he has a certain quelle heure est-il? here come the "B" verse: Bonjour black beret brassiere big bidet Bouillabaise qu'est-ce que c'est? Blue Bayou bain de soleil Eat jambalaya and que sera sera Beaucoup de babes on Bourbon Street Bacchanalia Bordello: sweet Certainment he has a certain omlette du fromage geography verse: New Orleans Baton Rouge Gay Paris no time Toulouse Mississippi Ponchartrain Eiffel Tower Notre Dame Zydeco, jazz, and rock Get down, Frere Jacques! Shrimp creole fresh gumbo blackened fish escargot Certainly he has a certain laissez faire? and now, the wine verse: Zinfandel chardonnay pinot noir cabernet Sauvignon beaujulais pink champagne du vin rose' Drink to Bastille Day laissez les bonbons roulez! Muscatel nice bouquet red chablis cafe' au lait I do believe that he does have a certain voulez-vous coucher? French verse, tout le monde! French fries French toast French cuffs French kiss French quarter French dressing French vanilla French and Indian War Have some more bonbons pate' all night long Mardi Gras Lafayette Justin Wilson are we finshed yet? recorded 11/93 Headbangers: Skippy, Green Lunger, Mickey SELF AMPUTATION (P) 1993 Whipple/Laird/Wang Ten fingers and some are always in my way That's a problem maybe I'll lop one off today I'm not some ape swinging through the trees I don't need this many toes I don't like kids making fun of my face Guess I need to trim my nose Self amputation home mutilation Self laceration body reconfiguration Disfiguration dissociation disintegration Van Gogh was a genius and he cut off his ear Venus de Milo still looks good I hear William S. Burroughs cut one off without regret I just don't want to lose my head like Marie Antoinette Self amputation home mutilation Self laceration body reconfiguration Evisceration emasculation People often stare and ask what's wrong with me I don't know why they can't see The beauty of the fastest weight-reduction plan of all If you're thinking about trying this yourself Don't do it, instead, seek professional help That was our disclaimer we're not trying to be cute The reason that we mention it is to stop any lawsuit Self amputation home mutilation Self laceration body reconfiguration Disfiguration dissociation disintegration Eradication emasculation evisceration Self transformation self alteration self bifurcation Adulteration limb separation digit truncation Self amputation self amputation recorded 11/93 Headbangers: Skippy, Mickey, Green Lunger SONG FOR SALE (P) 1993 Whipple/Wang/Laird Take off your clothes put 'em on a hangar Here comes a tune from the Shrunken Headbangers Our music is bad but people think it's funny Fact is, we're just in it for the money What's your product? Rich Corinthian velour? Let us sell it for you on our next world tour Imagine the power, Mr. Advertising Man When you're heard by ten million Headbanger fans Sales will go up and your boss will cheer 'Cause we told 'em to buy [your product name here] Help us pay for school, keep us out of jail Sponsor our band: this song is for sale We have no talent we make a loud racket But we've got lotsa fans in the 20-plus bracket No need to pre-treat and no need to scour Our fans have extra strength buying power They enjoy the comfort they enjoy the stylin' They come to hear our electric violin Enroll yourself in our record club Our fans like songs that are poorly dubbed Yes! You agree to buy just twelve selections And boost your fourth quarter profit projections Help us pay for school, keep us out of jail Sponsor our band: this song is for sale Soylent Green? We're not above it A fan has died but your cat will love it Your product is good, but our band rocks Put a Headbangers tape into every box Elvis is dead, but it's not too late To buy a Headbanger collector's plate Your jingle ain't catchy, it serves no purpose Our sound is slicker than a non-stick surface We're the next white meat, better than pork Our sound's so thick you can eat it with a spork Couldn't sell your product with a Swedish bikini? Maybe it will sell with the Girl From Ipanini We sound Satanic but we look like cherubs Our videos could sell your sand to the Arabs Politically incorrect, yeah, but never racist So give us a shot on a free trial basis Our lyrics are catchy, your slogans are worse If you order right now, we'll throw in a free verse If we do your ad no one will forget it And we'll still approve you, despite your bad credit Sell your product at our next appearance Every gig is a year end clearance Help us pay for school, keep us out of jail Sponsor our band: this song is for sale Offer void where prohibited Batteries not included Some settling of ceontents may occure during shipment Warning: the surgeon general has detemrined that listening to the Shrunken Headbangers could be hazardous to your health! recorded 12/93 Headbangers: Skippy, Mickey, Green Lunger, Tinny TODAY'S ESPECIALES (P) 1993 Whipple/Wang/Laird Sandanistas at the Copa Cobana Where Ricky Ricardo ate a tortilla Feliz Navidad sorry to hear about your el nino Have some sangria and no hablo espanol Enchilada y Pablo Picasso Chihuahua y mi amigo la cucaracha Telly Savalas and muy hot tamales All of these things are today's especiales A Toronado, a Chevy Nova, and a blue Vega Are being towed from the no parking zona Don Quixote, I have a grave premonition That Ricardo Montalban will die at the hands of the Spanish Inquisition recorded live at Casa de Pepe's Restaurant 12/4/93 Headbangers: Skippy, Mickey, Green Lunger PLAY FOR FOOD (WHFS TRIBUTE) (P) 1993 Whipple/Laird (apologies to Dramarama) We're the Shrunken Headbangers We used to be filled with anger Cause nobody would ever play our tunes But then one day our song got played It must have been the bribes we paid Now we're happy musical tycoons We have little talent but good attitudes We will play for food It's because we're desperate and we're driven Kathryn Lauren, Kathryn Lauren she's the best WHFS played our song and made us rich and famous When we were young nobody cared Said we were musically impaired They told us we would never taste success Now adolescent magazines have our pictures Yes, imagine being famous Cause our song's on HFS We have little talent but good attitudes We will play for food It's because we're desperate and we're driven Kathryn Lauren, Kathryn Lauren she's the best WHFS played our song and made us rich and famous stars... THANK YOU KATHRYN LAUREN AND WHFS! recorded 12/93 Headbangers: Skippy, Mickey **************************************************************************** THE CD VERSION OF COLDCOCK ALSO INCLUDES: - WHFS Station ID Tags recorded by the band 12/93 - Original 1992 recording of "Diseases" - Original 1993 recording of "Fifty Ways to Cleave Your Lover" - "Play For Food" as aired on WHFS 12/29/93 - A cover of the Harry Nilsson song "Coconut," as recorded live on 1/1/94, the very first time that the "four core" Shrunken Headbangers played together