Classical Mood Music
for Vampire

Copyright © 2001     By Sarah Roark

Authorial Note — I would respectfully suggest to those who say classical music is tame that they have never sat sweating and sawing away in the middle of a great symphony with brass blasting and timpani rumbling and feeling the emotional momentum of eighty people climb to musical climax. Thank you very much.

 
Beethoven, Ludwig van. Symphony #3 (Eroica)
This piece is on the list because the second movement is a famous funeral march, but do listen to the other movements. (In fact, do try out the other eight symphonies while you're at it. Or the string quartets. Or the sonatas.)
 
Berlioz, Hector. Symphonie Fantastique
Unrequited love — bad for Hector, good for you, particularly the "March to the Scaffold" and "Witches' Sabbat" movements. (Catch that Dies Irae quote?) A feverish phantasmagoria, depicting the not-terribly-cheery visions of a suicidal lover who has just OD'd on opium. See if you can identify the recurring theme which represents his obsession with the unnamed "beloved." The waltz movement makes for a fine Elysium mood-setter, too...
 
Bloch, Ernest. Baal Shem Suite
A simple suite of short pieces for violin, but if you want Hasidic melancholy and passion, this is a good place to find it, especially in the opening "Vidui" ("Contrition") movement.
 
Brahms, Johannes. Hungarian Dances
Brahms' admiration for the rhythmic and melodic verve of Rroma-influenced Hungarian music is given voice. Dances #5 and #6 are the most famous, but there are many more.
 
Dukas, Paul. The Sorcerer's Apprentice.
Dukas deserves to be remembered for more than this famous tone-poem, but it alone was enough to make his name immortal. Try it without Mickey Mouse. (Your Tremere will love you — a scary prospect, I know.)
 
Sarasate, Pablo. Concert Fantasy on Gounod's "Faust"
The plum bits of Gounod's score, arranged into a stand-alone work by the great Spanish virtuoso. Personally the music doesn't sound all that Satanic to me, but it's thematically correct — and the Viennese waltz that finishes it off was definitely cooked up by some devil somewhere, presumably whichever one is in charge of driving violinists into advanced tendonitis.
 
Khatchaturian, Aram. Violin Concerto.
The first movement of this work by the great Armenian composer is full of fire and Near East-flavored tonality. We violinists live for stuff like that opening theme.

—. Sabre Dance
You know this tune, you just never knew its name. I'll have you know the accompaniment parts in the middle section are harder to play in time than one would think.

Kilar, Wojciech. Bram Stoker's Dracula — Movie Soundtrack
Definitely. The opening track and the Dracula/Mina theme are especially lovely. Even the Annie Lennox ballad at the end ain't bad (and of course it's not exactly classical either, but hey).
 
Liszt, Franz. Mephisto Waltz
If I recall correctly, this waltz is supposed to depict an episode in the story of Faust wherein Mephistopheles strikes up a dance at somebody's wedding, or party, or what-have-you, and gets the whole company whirling in rapturous abandon (to a greater extent than usual with waltzes, one assumes)...something like that. Anyway, check it out, it's quite cool. Liszt, by the way, is the Original Goth. Or at least shares the title with Byron.
 
Mahler, Gustav. Symphony #1 (The Titan)
It's big. It's bad. It's angsty. It's got the Prozac version of "Frere Jacques" in the slow movement. What more do you want?

—. Symphony #2 (Resurrection)
As ambitious as the subtitle implies, with two sets of orchestra bells and children's chorus all crammed on the same stage as the outsize orchestra, and they all get to go nuts for the finale. The piece got a cameo in Fright Night II. (I got the joke.)

 
Mozart, Wolfgang. Don Giovanni
The opera itself has a lot more comic than dark moments, but the Overture and the "Commendatore Scene" are full of underworld menace. The revenge aria sung by the Commendatore's daughter isn't bad for moments of heroic resolve.

—. Requiem
All movements of this unfinished work are definitely not created equal. Still, you can't beat the "Kyrie," the "Rex Tremendae Majestatis," and the "Confutatis Maledictis" for a nice little chill down the spine. Scare Catholic vampires silly!

 
Mussourgksy, Modest. Night on Bald Mountain
Ravel's incredible arranging helped turn this piece, originally composed for piano, into one of the creepiest orchestral tone-poems of all time. We've got your Chernobog right here, baby.

—. Pictures at an Exhibition
A delicious range of moods and impressions, written by the composer upon a beloved artist friend's death and, again, orchestrated by Ravel. Try the Baba Yaga movement ("The Hut on Fowl's Legs") and "Con Mortuis in Lingua Mortua."

 
Orff, Carl. Carmina Burana.
Remember that old movie Excalibur? There's more great music to steal from this collection of choral songs based on irreverent medieval poetry. Check out the roasting-swan (creepy), tavern-scene (not creepy), and soprano-having-an-onstage-orgasm (draw your own conclusions) songs.
 
Prokofiev, Sergei. Scythian Suite
Impressionistic scenes drawn from the mythology of pagan Eurasia. Deities both good- and ill-natured enjoy musical representation.

—. Symphony #5
The last movement of this sucker is Malkavian music if I ever heard it, but don't let Petrucchio know I tipped you off...he's claimed it as his theme song already.

 
Puccini, Giacomo. "Nessun dorma" from Turandot
I know, it's a chestnut, and it's romantic in mood rather than spooky, but how can a Vamp player not love an aria that ends with the words "Depart, oh night! Set, you stars! At dawn I shall win! I shall win! I shall win!" And you might even have somebody besides the Toreador weeping buckets for once, never a bad thing.
 
Saint-Saens, Camille. Danse Macabre
Feel sorry for the concertmaster, who has to tune the E-string down to E-flat; past that, just enjoy this midnight waltz for goblins and ghosties. (Bonus points if you can catch the Dies Irae quote in this one — Camille shifts the downbeat, changes the time signature, and messes with the mode, just to be extra wicked.)

—. "Bacchanale" from Samson and Delilah.
This is just what it sounds like, music for a Dionysian orgy. Starts off with a justly famous little oboe solo, then proceeds into the main theme, followed by a "drunk act" about as subtle as Otis of Mayberry's, and finally bursts into a very up-tempo and Arabian Nights-esque finish. Those timpani will get you going, trust me.

 
Stravinsky, Igor. The Firebird Suite
Don't miss the "Infernal Dance of King Katschei" (for combats and other oh-shit moments) or the "Berceuse and Finale" (for the occasional happy ending).

—. Petrushka
Getting into Igor's weirder works now: Petrushka is an incredibly cool and twisted piece illustrating how much it sucks to be a sentient clown puppet. Famous for its use of bitonality, which is when you love two keys too much to settle on one even for a single chord.

—. The Rite of Spring
Hear what people considered worth rioting over in 1911! Seriously, wild, irregular rhythms and expressive textures do more than justice to this ballet's theme of human sacrifice. Excellent Tzimisce mood music. Or Malkavian, for that matter.

 
Schoenberg, Arnold. Pierrot Lunaire
Speaking of Malkavians and clowns...This is some of that weird 20th-century classical music that always has to thumb its tonal nose at the preceding several centuries, now put in service to the idea of recasting that sweet old harlequin Pierrot as a raving maniac. Quite disturbing.
 
Shostakovich, Dmitri. Symphony #5 ("A Soviet Composer's
Response to Just Criticism")
More than a hint of bitter irony underlies an ostensibly "nationalistic" piece. Warning: Shostakovich is known to be habit-forming.

—. Symphony #11 ("The Year 1905")
A bit bombastic, but still Russian angst at its finest.

—. String Quartet #8.
Composed in memory of the victims of the Holocaust. Passages of hysteria, sarcasm, and deep sorrow.

 
Strauss, Richard. Salome
Keep it turned down low and let the tense, chaotic mood of this one-act opera gradually bleed over onto your players. There's a "Dance of the Seven Veils" scene, too.

—. Tod und Erklaerung
"Death and Transfiguration." Appropriate, no?

Recommended Albums

Fiedler, Arthur, conducting the Boston Pops. Night on Bald Mountain
A collection of orchestral spookiness that includes many of the pieces listed individually above.
 
Kunzel, Erich, conducting the Cincinnati Pops. Chiller
Very similar in content to Night on Bald Mountain, but with a few different and rather enjoyable selections, particularly those excerpted from movie scores.
 
Shaham, Gil, with Jonathan Feldman. Devil's Dance
Taking to heart the old admonition about the violin being the devil's instrument, Gil Shaham tackles some of the most fiendish music in the solo violin repertoire, including "Ronde des Lutins" (Goblins' Round Dance), Ysaye's Obsession Sonata (opening movement, with the obligatory Dies Irae quote), Paganini's 13th Caprice, the Devil's Trill Sonata, and Graceful Ghost Rag — as well as a really fierce arrangement of the theme from The Witches of Eastwick and a lush rendition of the "Transylvanian Lullaby" from Young Frankenstein.
 
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