AWARDS
I'm Awarding to Myself

Here on the WWW, everybody's giving out awards for one thing or another, and it seems as if everybody's getting awards for yin or yang, but awards to this particular site have been noticeably absent, well perhaps not to anyone but me.

So based on the fact that I've put a lot of time and heart into this site, I think I am deserving of cyber awards. I mean, some sites are mediocre at best, and they seem to have gotten awards for all sorts of stuff: fluffy site award, most politically correct gimp award, best site for dwarf reconciliation, you know the drill. But, that may never happen here, so I've decided to award myself. Bloomingdale's Socialism at its best!

This, in reality, is an actual award. I like the pink flamingoes, the philosophy, and the way this graphic looks, so I am awarding this to myself. If any of the REAL lovely ladies ever happens by, SOSUME.



The truth is out there. Yea, ok, if you say so, Mr. Mulder, but dag if I can find it! Show me the money, Clearing House van, then you can save the money for all those stamps on all those envelopes that are stuffed in my mailbox! And o yea, if I send a particular email to 4,542 people, all my dreams will come true. Can I count on that? Hoop dreams? Dream-sicles? Dream date, ALL my dreams????



Here's my own petite floral award based on the many flower graphics that are everywhere around my site. I include text just to fit around the flower graphics. And, besides, like Judy Tenuta, I, too, am a Petite Flower, so this award goes to me for my distorted image of myself.

I award this one to myself for the abundance of lunacy in my life. How dull things would be if I were sane, or as Jimmy Buffett once said, "if we weren't all crazy, we'd all be insane." Amen.

This should actually be the "Why-NOT-Me" award, but when I was making it, I didn't think of that, so since I already made it and I kinda think it's pretty (all those pretty purple flowers, y'know?), I think I'll keep it. I've seen lots of sites that have received lots of awards that were mediocre at best. Am I bitter? Nah...Well, maybe just a little. And why shouldn't I be?
Attitude.





This is a self-explanatory award. Whatever tickles your fancy, whatever floats your boat, whatever you wanna do, just do it, as long as it doesn't involve anybody else. Then your boat might sink.

Stained glass. It makes me feel spiritual, so for that I deserve an award. Enough said.

Since I'm always the one to suggest refreshments whenever there's a gala, I have awarded myself the title of Mistress of Refreshment, and following that I have awarded myself the Mistress of Refreshment Award.


This is a dedication award
for all the wallflowers
who need to stop sitting in the corner and start speaking out,
"I'm tired and I'm not gonna take it anymore" otherwise they'll all turn moldy and flake away.



This is the Voo-Doo
Doo-Wah Award in dedication to
Neil and the Shocking Pinks.
Actually it's a postcard that
I thought was very visual and
if I had my druthers, this would be
the way a web-award should look:
Strange and enchanting.
So, do the voodoo doo and the
fais-do-do, babies, and maybe
even the do-see-do and
you'll be a lot better off for it.
And that's a promise.

Really :)

This award is for a song I particularly liked back in the '90s by a local-area band called "Everything." The song was played on only one station that I know of, but it was called Hooch and although the words never made much sense to me, I liked the song. I'm thinking "hooch" can be anything a body particularly enjoys. So, I'm awarding myself this Hooch Award to commemorate the fact that I like a lot of things, which in my mind means I've got a lot of hooch & I deserve this award.


This
award
is
self-explanatory.
Don't
get angry,
Get
a maid!

I'm awarding this to myself since I never, never, ever mess with the juju. I don't play in cemeteries and I don't commune with the dead. Well, only on Thursdays.






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