Happy in the kitchen
with his scalloped potatoes
Ron and I go to a lot of potlucks. Rumor has it that gay men are good cooks. We both think that many gay men should have their homosexual cards revoked, based on their innate cooking abilities, not to mention their mastery of the decorative arts. To help these men, I offer a few recipes that work at potlucks. Lesbians like some of this food too, just make it a little more severe, like add some sprouts.