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- Roslyn must really be dedicated with all the trouble she goes to before Zydeco dancing
- Cajun dancing at Downtown Alive in Lafayette LA on March 17th
- Baise Bas? I thought you said Base Ball
- Ann-Marie, this Cajun One-Stepping is giving me leg cramps
- Janet, if you would have worn your Lawman Smooth Booty Jeans, I wouldn't have had to wear this monkey suit.
- Typical Cajun dancers' stag line at Eagle's Hall in Alameda CA
- Parking Lot security guards outside a well known Zydeco Dance Hall (one of the nation's most popular) in Maine.
- Stewart, I don't care if the sun IS out and it IS August, I'm never coming to this Minnesota Zydeco Festival again.
- If I practice hard enough I'll eventually get that Zydeco hip-action that Gary has.
- I know I shouldn't dance in these, but the airlines lost my cowboy boots
- Don't worry Mr. Hayman, we'll have you up and out of here by Friday so you can go to the Zydeco dance, and, yes, I will put crawfish etouffee on your lunch menu.
- Shoe Salesman: "Yes, Mam, it IS the latest style and IS what everyone is wearing to the Zydeco Dances."
- Lamont, did I ever tell you how smoothly you Zydeco
- Look, Joe, if we can't find any chickens for our gumbo here, let's ride down to KFC 'cause we can't go back empty-handed.
- ...and then she said if she was going to wear her "Lawman smooth booty jeans" to the Zydeco dance then the least I could do would be to shead the suit and wear a cowboy hat and boots.
- Of course Phillip it is OK to Zydeco. After all, Sir Michael Seider does it.
- I'm glad I brought my tennis sweat towel to the Zydeco dance. It's really hot in here tonight.
- Shhhh! I just can't make my delivery rounds without first checking Gary Hayman's great ZydE-Magic Cajun/Zydeco WEB site
- %&*!$@. So far all I got are toys. I hope that this one has some "Lawman smooth booty jeans" that I can wear to the Zydeco dance.
- Doug, I know you told me that "you are gonna look like a monkey when you grow old", but I didn't think it was going to be this soon.
- Now there's this one well known Zydeco dancer from Rhode Island......
- After the recent remodeling, there is now much more room to dance at Slim's Y-Ki-Ki
- Would you like to try a cool new step that my Cajun dance instructor, Don Brasseaux, taught me?
- This is the last time I'm going to buy a Zydeco dress on sale at WalMart!
- What say you that after this Zydeco dance we go out and Thai one on?
- Boy am I glad they have an intermission at this Cajun dance. It gives me a chance to cool off.
- After Buckwheat Zydeco's tour of Japan, the Japaneese are wild about Zydeco.
- I swear I lost three pounds by Zydeco dancing last night
- You dip well Bill, but Joe "Wild Man" Poitier does it better
- I'll be dammed if I'm going to let Judy have a better costume than me on this year's Zydeco Cruise.
- Sean Ardoin sez that you really have to be in shape to Zydeco dance
- I don't care what Pat Buchanan thinks! A little later on tonight, let's Zydeco anyway!
- No shortage of dance partners on Zydeco Cruise '99
- Darn! I can't remember her name from the Zydeco dance. Was it Elaine, Ellen, Eleanne, Elleen, Ellene, Eleanor, Elainia, Arleen, Ailine, Ilean, Lane, Lanie, Alleyne, Aylin, Eleni, Elyse, Elsa, Else, Ella,....?
- This new "Hot Zydeco" is hotter on the feet than I thought it would be!
- I've heard that Cajun and Zydeco dance club admission prices are cheap in Louisiana to attract the tourists, but this is beyond belief.
- Jetta, I just don't think we can get away dressing like this for the Zydeco dance here in Seattle. Perhaps in Eugene, but not in Seattle.
- Jermaine: "Randy will be our road manager. I'll play bass. We'll put Tito on guitar, Marlon on the accordion, Jackie on drums and Michael on rubboard. We'll call ourselves the 'Zydeco 5' "
- Look Out, Hamilton's -- here I come!
- Japanese Zydeco Lesson: Now ladies, if they get too close just say "Chotto Matte!, Boy-san" -- and push them back.
- Jerry: "Bob, you got it wrong. It's supposed to be Step-Touch-Step-Step." ----- Bob: "It's OK Jerry, Lyndon won't know the difference, he has never been to Louisiana."
- Everytime, I Cajun dance with him, I melt in his arms too.
- Now if you young whipper snappers get out of the way I'll really show you how to do the Cajun One-Step
- Flying High with the Cafe Zydeco Accordion sound
- Honey, you are the best Zydeco dancer in the world!
- If I had known that Zydeco was this easy, I would have taken it up years ago
- Are you sure Sean Ardoin does Zydeco aerials with his partner like this?
- I don't know, Alishia, Zydeco dancing is getting so fast for me -- it's all a blur
- Ronnie, you Cajun waltz divinely -- but they are playing a salsa are playing a salsa
- If you are going to Zydeco with me Cyd, then you had better watch your knees
- KVRS Radio's first Music & Dance show (Who's leading?)
- After the Zydeco dance shall we go get some boudin and cracklin?
- Yes, this is what we used to do before Zydeco came along
- Where was it you said you learned how to Cajun dance -- Montana or Idaho?
- Carol & Zydeco Cruise '99 distaff getting ready for their big Mardi Gras dance show on the Enchanted Isle
- My latest Rock 'n' Bowl Zydeco outfit
- Judith makes her entrance into the Zydeco Club
- I want you to promise me that if the band starts playing swing we will still do Zydeco
- Whatever you do, DON'T leggo of my Eggo!
- Sorry honey, I haven't adjusted my sea-legs to Zydeco as yet
- Damn, he rejected dancing with me again
- Now Sweetheart, if you have the next Cajun dance with me I'll take you aboard my swamp-raft on the Bayou Teche
- Zydeco Cruise '98 participants on their first night back from the islands dancing at Tipitina's (French Quarter) to the music of Keith Frank and chanting the traditional island call - "Keith Frank!", "Keith Frank!", "Keith Frank!"
- Let us teach you how to do the Cajun Troika
- Geno's Delafose's relief band during his Colorado tours
- Workers let off steam doing the Cajun one-step after working all day in a Boudin factory
- Once I learn the notes, Hunter Hayes -- Watch Out!
- I'm gonna ring your Cajun chimes!
- Now if the storm comes close and you see lightning, let's get the hell out from under this tree
- Now let's see ... Step, Crossover, Step, Step. Yes! That's the way Michael taught it
- I really love the Zydeco leg warmers that I got for Christmas
- You ain't nothing but a Zydeco dog...
- Shouldn't we be holding hands for balance?
- If there are not enough men -- we improvise
- This Noveau Zydeco is rough on the knees, don't you think?
- Cajun Dance Lesson: Don't put too much pressure on his arm as it will become painful for him
- So you liked that step. Now let me show you the Windmill
- Zydeco - Anyone?
- And this is what Rand Spyer calls the windmill
- I originally titled it 'I Left My Heart In Opelousas, Louisiana', but some yuppie 'know-it-all' California producer changed the title
- Am I supposed to do an inside or an outside turn?
- After the just completed remodeling at Slim's Y-Ki-Ki
- Unfortunately, this pretty woman seldom gets invited to Zydeco dance
- Your feet would swell too if you've been Cajun 'one-steppin' all night
- Security Guards take a break during a recent Zydeco Festival
- A Zydeco Night On The Town
- Mr. Suzuki, are you sure Christine Balfa started this way?
- Milwaukee Cajun band tries new approach
- "Jumpers" join dancers on floor during Cajun festival as everyone moves "in the line of dance"
- Hunter Hayes -- move over! Steve's movin' on up!
- I got this step directly from Mona "Zydeco Queen" Wilson
- Dancer's take break at outdoor festival to do the Zydeco Shuffle
- Dancer Randakoff Speyrosky demonstrates the "real" Troika
- An old master's Zydeco dancing shoes
- The marvelous thing about Cajun and Zydeco dancing is that it appeals to all ages
- Carol leads the women during a Ladies Choice at the Mardi Gras party aboard the Zydeco Cruise '98
- Please do a back-step! No! I wont!
- I'de wish she'd stop showing off and give me a chance with him
- Are you sure the person with the shortest hair is supposed to lead?
- Cajun dancers awaiting the hurricane or a "Close Encounter of the 3rd Kind"
- No! You're not too heavy. Remember I'm a Zydeco Professional
- Of course we Zydeco dance! What makes you think we don't?
- Where are the men when you need them? [Warming up in preparation to dance the Cajun Trioka]
- ...actually my lawyer told me that the difference between Cajun and Zydeco dancing is a moooooot point.
- Always keep your eyes on your partner when Cajun Dancing
- A typical Zydeco dancer attending the Southwest Louisiana Zydeco Festival in Plaisance LA
- When Boozoo is on the Juke Box, I just can't stop dancing!
- Yes I love your hat but this new Zydeco step impresses me more!
- ...and the crowd continued to yell "Keith Frank! Keith Frank!..."
- A scene from the Patrick Swayze movie filmed in Lafayette LA titled "Dusty Dancing"
- Noveau Zydeco? You bet! I'de like to see Joe "Wild Man" Potier do this
- Yes, Son. I find that playing a de-tuned Cajun fiddle in the woods DOES flush out the birds better than a regular bird call
- Dancer's at Hamilton's performing the new line dance -- The Zydeco Shuffle
- You were right, Ben! Zydeco dancing does give you a lift
- When they ran out of Crawdads at the recent Breaux Bridge Crawfish
- What's so nice about Zydeco dancing is that for 6 out of the 8 beats the follower is free to express herself any way she chooses.
- Remember, when dancing the Cajun 2-Step, couples must travel in the Line Of Dance!
- Some Zydeco dancers get so tired dancing that occasionally they need to rest!
- As your Zydeco instructor, I suggest that you get a little closer and bend your knees, please!