Psychology Humor--Assessment

ASSESSMENT
**Note: These tests are for entertainment only! They are not scientific! Don't be fooled.

Take this test! But don't scroll down until you finish!

First, write 1 through 11 in a column.
Then, in the first and second spaces, fill in any two numbers you want.
In the 3rd and 7th spaces, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10 and 11.

Scroll down to see results. Do not scroll until you finish writing!

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Results

The name in space 3 is the one you love.
The person in 7 is the one you like but can't work out.
You care most about the person you put in 4.
Number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
The name in 6 is your lucky star.
The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in 3.
The title in 9 is the song for 7.
The tenth space is the song that tells you most about your mind.
And 11 is the song telling how you feel about sex!

Brain Teaser:

From the following sixteen facts, try to determine:

A. Who drinks the water?
B. Who owns the zebra?

1. There are five houses.
2. The Englishman lives in the red house
3. The Spaniard owns a dog
4. Coffee is drunk in the green house
5. The Ukranian drinks tea
6. The green house is immediately to the right of the ivory house
7. The Old Gold smoker owns snails
8. Kools are smoked in the yellow house
9. Milk is drunk in the middle house
10. The Norwegian lives in the first house
11. The Chesterfields smoker lives next door to the man with the fox
12. Kools are smoked in the house next to the house with the horse
13. The Lucky Strike smoker drinks orange juice
14. The Japanese smokes Parliaments
15. The Norwegian lives next door to the blue house.
16. In each house there is one nationality, one pet, one cigarette smoker and one liquid drink.

President Kennedy solved this problem in 21 minutes. The Advertising Director of a famous national magazine took over 2 hours to solve it...how about you?

Love Test

Do NOT read ahead!!!! It will ruin it.

Questions first...

You are walking to your boy/girlfriend's house.. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path to take you there quickly, but is very plain and boring. The other is significantly longer but is full of wonderful sights and interesting things. Which one do you take to get your significant other's house, short or long?

On the way you see 2 rose bushes. One is full of red roses, the other full of white. You decide to pick 20 roses for your boy/girlfriend, of any color combination. What number of white and red do you pick? (you can pick all of one or any combo of the two)

You finally get to their house. A family member answers the door. You can have them get your boy/girlfriend or go get them yourself. Which do you do?

You go up to you boy/girlfriend's room, but nobody is there. You decide to leave the roses. Do you leave them by the windowsill or on the bed?

Later, it's time for bed. You and your boy/girlfriend go to sleep in separate rooms. In the morning when its time to wake up you go in their room and check on them. When you arrive, are they awake or asleep?

Now it's time to go back home. Do you take the short, plain road orthe longer, more interesting road?

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Now the Answers

The road represents your attitude towards falling in love. If you take the short road, you fall in love quickly and easily. If you take the long road, you take your time and do not fall in love as easily.
The number of red roses represents how much you give in a relationship, while the number of white represents what you expect in return. For example, if you chose 18 red and 2 white, you give 90% and expect 10% in return.
This question represents your attitude towards handling relationship problems. If you asked the family member to get your significant other, then you like to avoid problems and hope that they will solve themselves. If you went to get them yourself, then you are a more direct person and like to work out problems immediately.
The placement of roses determines how much you like to see your boy/girlfriend. Placing them on the bed means you like to see them a lot, while placing them on the windowsill means that you are alright with not seeing them as much.
This is representative of your attitude towards their personality. If you find them asleep, you love your boy/girlfriend the way they are. If you find them awake, you expect them to change for you.
The road to home tells how long you stay in love with someone. If you chose the short road, you fall out of love easily. If you chose the longer one, you will tend to stay in love for a long time.

QUIZ

Read the top before you scroll down...................

You are in a desert. You have with you the following five animals:
A lion, a cow, a horse, a sheep, and a monkey.

To escape the desert you are going to have to get rid of one of your animals.
Which one do you drop? (You can use whatever logic you like BUT > keep track of which animal is discarded when!) You have 4 animals left.
The desert is burning up! It goes on for miles.
Sand is everywhere. You realize, to get out, you are going to have drop another animal.
Which do you drop?

You have 3 animals left.
Walk, walk, walk. Hot, hot, hot.
Disaster! The Oasis that you were looking for is dried up!
You have no choice but to drop another animal.

You have 2 animals left.
Ok, it's a long hot walk. You can see the edge of the desert way on the horizon. Unfortunately, you can only leave the desert with ONE animal.
Which one do you drop and which one do you keep?

Before looking at the answers below, make sure you know which animal you dropped in what order.

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These answers are based on Japanese Archetypes.

The desert represents a hardship.
The animals represent . . .

Lion = Pride
Monkey = Your Children
Sheep = friendship
Cow = Basic Needs
Horse = Your Passion.

So, in the face of hardship, you will sacrifice each of these things in turn. Your last animal represents that thing which you cling to at the expense of all others.

QUIZ

Answer each question in order without peeking ahead!!

Read the following questions, imagine the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST thing that you visualize. Do not think about the questions excessively.

You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
You walk deeper into the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size.
Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on and around the table.
You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of (ceramic, glass, paper, etc.)?
What do you do with the cup?
You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it (creek, river, ocean, etc...)
How will you cross the water?

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This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives. The analysis follows:

The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.
The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.
The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems (passive, aggressive).
The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.
No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence is more indicative of a closed personality. You'd prefer people to not drop by unannounced.
If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers then your are generally unhappy.
The durability of the material with which the cup is made is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person from number 1. For example, styrofoam, plastic, and paper are disposable; Styrofoam, paper, and glass (ceramics) are not durable; and metal and plastic are durable.
Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude toward the person in number 1.
The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.

QUIZ: HOW SMART ARE YOU?

READ this sentence:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. Count them
ONLY ONCE; do not go back and count them again.

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ANSWER

There are six F's in the sentence. One of average
intelligence finds three of them. If you spotted four,
you're above average. If you got five, you can turn
your nose at most anybody. If you caught six, you are
a genius. There is no catch.

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