Pick-up lines that will get a guy slapped...

  1. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

  2. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I am the only one talking to you.

  3. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

  4. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

  5. If you are going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

  6. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

  7. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

  8. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there is more room for your tongue.

The Top 16 MENSA Pick-Up Lines

16. "This is your brain. This is your brain on my naked thigh. Any questions?"

15. "Could you help me get this tie tack out of my hand?"

14. "Towards what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle such as yourself inhabit a locus such as this?"

13. "What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium on Euclidean Geometry?"

12. "Perchance, would you be inclined to participate, at my domicile, sans apparel, in a modicum of copulation?"

11. "It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I'd be overqualified."

10. "You'll have to excuse me -- Your presence excites me beyond all capacity for cognitive discourse."

9. "Vini, Vici, Va-va-voom!"

8. "You must be tired, because you've been running quadratic equations through my mind all night."

7. "That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes."

6. "According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be making love right now."

5. "If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus, would you take umbrage?"

4. "I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus maximus."

3. "Ooohh, your IQ is 145? I like 'em dumb and strong!"

2. "By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me."

and the Number 1 MENSA Pick-Up Line...

1. "Baby, I'll have you barking like a *canis familiaris*."

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