The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by
the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read Saturday
Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at
the same time?
Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer
drive lawfully?
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a
flashing yellow traffic light?
HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
One hand on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator:
California; with gun in lap: L.A.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
Ohio, but driving in California.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk
to someone in back seat: Italy
One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone, foot on
brake, mind on game: Seattle
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet
being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag
out the window: Texas city male
One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed
steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around
a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas
country male
One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different
angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse,brush, and rat-tail
to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle
steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle
in the glove compartment: Texas female
Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly
checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own
or another's car: Colorado
One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving
gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for
landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any
bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter: Colorado
resident on spotting a car with Texas plate.
Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on
floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia male.
Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who is not
wearing a barrel: Las Vegas
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window
level,driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker
on: Florida.
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying
"Guns don't kill people. I do."
A: Always wear a condom.
A: Your car.
A: Be too s--- faced to find your keys.
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
A: The color
from Mike I.
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