Clinton, a Typical President

QUIZ:  See how many of these you can answer. (and no, the correct answer is not always Bill Clinton)

1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack?

2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a finalist in the Miss America pageant?

3. Which president made love to one of his secretaries stretched out atop a desk in the oval office?

4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a slave who was his wife's half sister?

5. Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?

6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first husband-and was branded an "adulterer" during his reelection campaign?

7. Which president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife while he was engaged to someone else?

8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal secretary?

9. Which president made love to a young woman in a White House coat closet-at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the hysterical first lady from attacking them?

10. Which president made love in a closet while telling his lover about the *other* president who made love in a closet (the one in question 9)?

11. Which vice president was cheesed off because he felt that HIS record of sexual conquests was more impressive than the president's?

12. Which president, while a college student, loved showing off his manhood (which he named "Jumbo")?




ANSWERS

1. John F. Kennedy
2. Bill Clinton
3. Lyndon B. Johnson
4. Thomas Jefferson
5. Bill Clinton
6. Andrew Jackson
7. George Washington
8. Franklin D. Roosevelt
9. Warren G. Harding
10. John F. Kennedy
11. Lyndon B. Johnson
12. Lyndon B. Johnson

from Heather M.



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