1. What's all this about amazon.com ?
    We have developed an association with the largest and best-known bookstore on the net, and you can help us out by going there from our site.  Then, if you buy anything, we get credit, and this site has a better chance of continuing as a free site. Throughout our pages, we will place direct links to specific items at amazon.com, so that you can find things quickly.  Check them out.  There is no obligation to buy.

2. What happened to Tracy's Page and Dawn's Page?
   Tracy and Dawn are back, but here's the explanation for their recent absence:
    Both pages were the victims of AOL censorship.  A friend had offered part of her AOL personal webpage space to help us to provide a bigger and better site, but AOL found something objectionable, and although they wouldn't say WHAT was objectionable, they deleted the files and sent threatening e-mail to our friend, warning her against another violation.  Of course, we can't use that space again because we don't know what AOL didn't like (although we THINK we have a good idea.....)

3. Where is the Howard Stern page?
    In order to keep things new and exciting here, we have decided to suspend the Howard Stern section temporarily so that we may bring back Tracy's Page and Dawn's Page, both of which get more response.  We will continue to send pics from the Howard Stern E! Show and CBS Show to the alt.binaries.howard-stern newsgroup.  Requests for specific pics will be honored there, also.

4. What happened to the Debbie D Mermaid Page that we promised?
    See previous question.  We have outgrown the space provided here, and are currently attempting to find a server where we can go wild with all the new ideas we'd like to try.   This would include providing LARGER pics for many of the current areas, as well as all sorts of new pages.  When we find some space, we'll put up the Debbie D page, expand the Tracy, Dawn, Caroline, and Nicole pages, and add some new fun areas.

5. Why doesn't my favorite sexy woman move up the list faster?
    If you vote for only one name, she gets very little credit, but if you vote for a list of ten or more, your favorites will move up faster.  If you vote for the same name every day, only the first vote of the week counts.  Even if you do everything you can to vote for a list once a week, if more people vote for someone else, your favorites may drop on the list.  It's simple mathematics.  Just keep trying.  Remember -- if you DON'T vote, you certainly won't help your favorite at all.

6. How do I find a specific name on the poll?
    Follow the link to the Text Listing.  Once there, you can use the search (or find) feature of your browser to find the name you want.  At the bottom of each group of twenty names (up to #200) is a link to the page where you will find your favorite.

7. Can I vote for my girlfriend?  What about other non-celebrities?
    Sure, you can vote for anyone who is alive (so forget about Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield).  If you vote for your girlfriend, please submit a JPG picture.  Without a pic, no one else will vote for her, so she won't move up the list.  (P.S. - Don't let your wife know you are voting for your girlfriend.)

8.  I am female.  Can I vote, too?
    Of course!  Just because you are female doesn't mean you don't recognize who is sexy.  We currently have several regular female voters.  (Yes, you may vote for yourself, but you have to be REALLY sexy.)

13.  Why is this question out of numerical order?
    I don't know.  Sometimes webmasters aren't perfect.

9. Can you e-mail me larger versions of your pictures?
    Sure, unless nudity is involved.  We will not e-mail any nude photos unless we have a way of knowing that you are of legal age.  However, on rare occasions, we may be able to refer you to another location for such pics.

10. Why can't I see some of the features you have?
    You are probably using an incompatible browser.  For best results, use a recent version of Netscape, which can be downloaded free by clicking on the icon at the bottom of our home page.  If you prefer to put more of your hard-earned money into Bill Gates' platinum-lined pockets, use a recent version of Microsoft Internet Explorer.  Other browsers may not work with JavaScript and other features that we are adding.  One of the new features we are planning also requires a Pentium processor of reasonably high speed, so be sure to use an updated system.  Nudity on this site also requires special glasses.

11. Who writes these stupid questions?
    YOU do!  Send e-mail from any location on this site, and we'll answer any question you have.  If it may be of interest to others, we'll include it here.

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