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- Ages 2 and up.
- Batteries not included.
- Danger, High Voltage
- Shirt and shoes required.
- For educational use only.
- Some assembly required
- Dry clean only
- Tumble dry low
- Avoid prolonged exposure
- Underage sale prohibited
- Dont try this at home
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Welcome to our corporate website. Please browse our services to see if they will meet your needs. We offer a BATTLEZONE, funny quotations, and other humorous odds and ends. Dont you wish you worked at Luke, Inc! Or.... not.
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In the spirit of free enterprise and competition (not to mention humor), the BATTLEZONE has made its triumphant return! Vote for your favorite products in such battles as:
| - Coke vs Pepsi |
| - Nintendo GameCube vs Sony Playstation |
| - Netscape vs Internet Explorer |
| - Energizer vs Duracel |
| - and many more! |
Get pumped up, get excited, get ready to rumble, and most of all, get ready to become a little stupider....
--[Its Time to Enter the BATTLEZONE!]--
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These are some random sayings that people have said to me recently. Note that this is not a "quote of the day," as another (NDN) site contains. Rather, consider this as a "Quote of the moment." No copyright infringement here, folks.1 Enjoy these pearls of wisdom!
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"You don't know true hatred until you have children of your own." |
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- J. Arch (CPS 321)
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"It's a lot different nowadays. Now, getting to first base is deep kissing, second base is normal sex, third base is kinky sex, and a home run is actually getting your date's name.." |
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- G. Stambaugh (CPS 308)
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"Advisors here at ship are starting a new 2-part program to help the students. Here it is: Part 1, take whatever classes you want, whenever you want... and Part 2, get the hell out of my office!" |
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- J. Arch (CPS 321... my advisor)
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--[More Quotations]--
1- Also, forget you ever saw the little green arrows that are all over the site which I "borrowed" from Windows XP's look. yeah.... hehe.
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Here are some interesting and funny pictures I've come across... Guaranteed to put a smile on your face. We're so sure they'll make you smile, if you're not completely satisfied, your next funny picture is completely free! What a deal....
- Fortune Cookie - For anyone who's eaten Chinese food and wondered....
- Evolution of Man - Updated for the modern age.
- Color Chart - Thought I'd throw in a mind teaser...
- Hidden Windows Menu - Windows' hidden features!
--[More Funny Pics]--
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Even more funny stuff on the way! Stay tuned....
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