to my guests...

'Twas a beautiful day when I sat down to start
Creating a homepage that came from my heart
I gathered some things that I thought would amuse
And found lots of links that I hoped all would use

I turned on the 'puter and started to type
Then I started to curse and I started to gripe
So I read all the books and I surfed on the net
For any assistance or clue I could get

I learned most of the tags and a few of the tricks
I found all the shareware I downloaded gifs
The sun set and rose the days passed me by
If children can do this then why couldn't I?

I gave up on eating, forgot about sleep
The phone went unanswered I was in it too deep
I tried and I err'd and at last I could see
My work up on Netscape - GOD BLESS FTP!

I'm all out of coffee - now eating the grounds
My cigarette butts are now mountainous mounds
But I know it was worth all the hell that it took
Cause you came and you saw and you'll sign my guestbook!