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Enjoy the jokes below. They'll change whenever I feel like changing them. Submissions are welcome. Dominations are welcome as well. HA!!!! I MADE ANOTHER FUNNY!!!! Ok, I'm serious... I'll stop now. Be sure not to change that panel. HA!!!! I'M ON A ROLL! Panel.... channel.... board panels. Awwww heck!
The answer's not always obvious...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As
they lay down for the night, Holmes said: "Watson, look up
into the sky and tell me what you see".
Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars".
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?
Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions
of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that
we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell
you?"
Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."
Don't beat yourself up over the picture above. (HA HA HA HA HA!!!!)
Danger danger danger!!!!
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State
Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks
to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he
turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two
in the front and three in the back of the car are wide-eyed and white
as ghosts.
The driver obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't
understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit!" What seems to be
the problem?
"Ma'am," The officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should
know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to
other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit?" No sir, I was doing the speed limit
exactly. Twenty two miles an hour, the old woman said proudly. The
State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her the
"22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed,
the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask...Is everyone in this
car OK?
These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single
peep this whole time." The officer asks. "Oh, they'll be all right
in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
