Now loading.... THE GREATEST CIRCUS STUNT ON EARTH!!!
Please realize that what's about to happen may not be your bag. If you take offense to the animation, I apologize.
Once it finally loads, it shouldn't be too terribly difficult to figure out how to play it. Either click on the little triangle picture or right click on it when it finishes loading and select play. You can always ask our mutual hispanic friend Manual. He's always in the same spot... right under the 'Help' menu. Anyhow.... enjoy.
You thought you had it bad? Check out this circus stunt once it finally loads. I know it takes a while to load and I apologize for that. Honest, I do. At least you have the nice music to listen to while it loads. Keep reading.
I'll type enough here so that It'll be done loading by the time you finish reading all of this. While you're waiting, I may as well tell you a bit about myself. I'm 4'11, 68lbs. My friends call me Sparky. I grew up in a circus. I drove that silly little car that all the clowns used to get into. If you're wondering how that's done, I'll tell you right now. The gas pedal is on the right, and the brake is on the left. Open the car door, fasten your safety belt, and brace yourself. Step on the gas to go, and the brake to stop. It's just like driving a car. Oh wait, it is driving a car. Sorry, just call me crazy. When the clowns enter the car, they aren't really as big as they seem. They wear really baggy pants and those silly floppy shoes. Kinda like a lot of the kids nowadays with their backwards hats and baggy pants. One leg up and one leg down. Multi-colored hair. I shouldn't be saying this. Sorry dad! Dad has everything except the hair -- a whole other story... a whole other site. Actually he has a full moustache and beard. I guess if he wanted to, he could shave and tape that hair on his head. It's cheap.... it's effective... and it's cheap.
Heck I don't have to go to the circus anymore to see clowns, I can just go to the mall. Disclaimer: This is just my opinion and I suppose that since this is my website, I am entitled to it. But if you're reading this and are one of those baggy pant, backwards hat wearin' folks, don't kill me and YO! It's all said in jest and should be taken with a grain of salt and some nice warm milk. Don't drink the warm milk right before bed. You'll end up visiting the bathroom shortly thereafter. It's all about expression, and if you want to dye your hair blue and act like a smurf, do it.
Speaking of smurfs, I've often wondered how Smurfette got around being the only female smurf. Boy oh boy did she have a nice body for a smurf. I never knew smurfs could have such big.... hearts. It's kinda obvious why all the male smurfs were blue, but what about Smurfette? Did Handy get his name for being good with a hammer? Is Papa Smurf the actual father for all of the other smurfs? Did the smurfs get their names from any of the seven dwarfs? Food for thought.
Well the circus stunt should be loaded by now. If it's not then you either have a real slow computer or you read really really fast. If it's not loaded by now, read this backwards. Not only is it fun, but it's fun too! Enjoy.
