MURGATROID!
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of the "Freakazoid!" theme song)

Flies around with cloaking on
(Murgatroid!  Murgatroid!)
Starr can't find a smoking gun
(Murgatroid!  Murgatroid!)
Black sheep of the U.F.P.
(Murgatroid!  Murgatroid!)
Even mad Klingons call them crazy
(Murgatroid!  Murgatroid!)

They laugh at the Minbari
Their computer's an Atari
Lothar beats up Sigmund Freud
(Murgatroid!  Murgatroid!)

Check out Captain K-Y
With his goofy face
Bothered all the admirals
And was sent into outer space
He took over the Murgatroid
With help from Storvik
He drives the women crazy
Cuz he's a great big dick!

They buy booze from the Romulans
(Murgatroid!  'Gurgitate!)
The Captain loves Orions
(Murgatroid!  Wanna date?)
Search for new life forms they can eat
(Murgatroid!  Murga-Zoo!)
Corrupting all of Starfleet
(Monkey see!  Monkey do!)

They're causing consternation
Don't let them on your station
Else your warranties are void
(Murgatroid!  Murgatroid!)

MURGATROID!!