David (bothecat@hotmail.com) wrote:
D>In Wednesday's  LA newspaper (The Evening Outlook) there was a little
D>blurb for the Voyager episode "Mortal Coil". It said that Neelix, one
D>of the series MOST popular characters dies...  Yeah, you read that
D>right. It said Neelix was one of Voyager's most popular characters.
D>Somebody was smoking something...

TOP TEN VOYAGER CHARACTERS **LESS** POPULAR THAN NEELIX
by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org

10. The occasional still-living sentient lifeform Neelix serves for
     dinner

9.  The alternate Neelix from "Deadlock"

8.  *Two* Janeways in the same scene (from "Deadlock") -- NOOOOOOOO!!!!

7.  Any member of the Kazon Nistrum

6.  Neelix's criminal drug-dealing Talaxian buddy

5.  Neelix's spirit guide, a small blue elf named Norman

4.  The future Neelix from "Before and After" (the one with Kes aging
     backwards?)

3.  Tuvok in "Meld", right after we discover he didn't REALLY strangle
    Neelix

2.  The space sperm from "Elogium"

1.  The alternate Neelix from "The Year of Hell"