IT'S A DEUS (EX MACHINA)
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(Approximately to the tune of "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco)

Every cliffhanger
Throughout the Star Trek universe
It may start out interesting
But the ending's worse
They forget before act three
Show the gun in the first
So we cry:
Come on, admit it, it's a deus

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It's a deus, it's a deus, ex machina
It's a deus, it's a deus, ex machina
It's a deus, it's a deus, ex machina
Oh, no, no, It's a deus

The show's popular
But that's no excuse
Show us foreshadowing
Stop playing fast and loose
Written in the corner
The Prophets use
We all cry:
Come on, admit it, it's a deus

[CHORUS]

The Dominion War
A thrown-together arc
They're trying something new
To tell a story dark
If they screw up again
Stop calling me a narc
If they'd set up the end
You wouldn't hear us hark

[CHORUS, repeat and fade]