BLACK ADDER XLVII
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of the "Black Adder" [season one] theme song)

The sound of nacelles 'cross subspace
Good sir, beam up your son and daughter
Beware the deadly flashing phasers
Unless you want to end up shorter
Black Adder!  Black Adder!
He flies a bird of prey!
Black Adder!  Black Adder!
He's cloaked an on his way!
Black, his tunic made of wool!
Black, his commbadge made of metal!
His heart, the emptiest back hole!
His dinner, Klingon in a kettle!
Black Adder!  Black Adder!
Always a dishonorable plan!
Black Adder!  Black Adder!
You horrid Rom-u-lan!!