SEVEN OF NINE
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Stayin' Alive" by the BeeGees)

Well I can tell by your silicon implants
You're a former Borg; you had no chance
On this ship you are alone
Been kidnapped again from your home

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And now you're stuck, with Janeway
And she'll make you think in her way
Do not try to understand
How this woman got this command
Whether you're a human or whether you're a unit
You're Seven of Nine, Seven of Nine
Got the ship slipstreamin' and everybody's screamin'
And you're Seven of Nine, Seven of Nine
Ah ha ha ha Seven of Nine, Seven of Nine
Ah ha ha ha Seven of Nine

Well you can't fit in and you can't go
She says that she knows better than you know
Got the Delta Quadrant in your head
Stuck on this slow ship, might as well be dead

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Ship's goin' nowhere
Somebody help me
Just get me out of here
Ship's goin' nowhere
Just get me out of here
Seven of Nine