FIFTY WAYS TO KILL VOYAGER
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon)

The problem is all over this show on UPN
I always get queasy when I watch it now and then
I'd like to see another Star Trek show again
There must be fifty ways to kill Voyager

You say it's really all my fault I don't enjoy
Try to make me stop my thinking and just watch like a fanboy
So I repeat myself, and I'll give up being coy
There must be fifty ways to kill Voyager
Fifty ways to kill Voyager

[CHORUS - twice]
Just open the locks, Doc
Turn down Q's date, Kate
Don't stop at the rim, Kim
Just listen to me
Blow the warp core, Tor'
And Neelix is no more!
Just fill up the morgue, Borg
And then R. I. P.

You say you'll watch your show and I can go watch mine
But there's no more B5 series and we're losing Deep Space 9
And if Star Wars kills the movies and this ends the TV line,
There are fifty ways...

You say, why don't we both just watch V'ger tonight
And you believe one more viewing will somehow show me the light
But then I watched it and I realized that it was time to fight
There must be fifty ways to kill Voyager
Fifty ways to kill Voyager

[CHORUS]