WENDY
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Rio" by Duran Duran)

Moving on the snow now babe
You're the smartest girl in school
Dressed like Elton John
Black leather makes you look cool
In your best purple dress and your black beret hat
No other girl could pass the test
Let's make sweet love by the fire
And I'll tell you you're the best

[Chorus]
Her name is Wendy and she's playing on the swings
Just like that Jesus, flying with his halo rings
And when she talks I always have to lose my lunch
Oh Wendy, Wendy, let's go watch the Brady Bunch

I've seen you in the class
And I've seen you by Stark's Pond
You give me that goofy grin
I'll be your Mega-Man
For your birthday or whenever you
Want to hang out, 'cuz I would never fuck with you

[Chorus]

Hey now, whoo, hurry up
Did you almost miss the bus
At the end of the day
Kiss me and I'll say
I'm so glad I'm not gay, not gay, not gay

I know better
Don't fuck with Wendy Testaberger
You'll end up Iraqi
Don't fuck with Wendy
You'll end up Iraqi
Don't fuck with Wendy
You'll end up Iraqi

[Chorus]

Her name is Wendy, I don't always understand
The things she tells me but I know that I'm her man
Oh Wendy, Wendy let me help you all I can
From Frosty and Satan, turkeys, Mecha-Streisand

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